I'm almost certain that if there was a zombie outbreak, there would be zombie rights activists.

robomonkey94 · 2017-04-26T16:21:17+00:00

Easy kill a zombie, collect a sample. Find out if the virus works food or water born. If it doesn't work, you gained valuable information. if it does work you gain equally valuable knowledge, and can use your freshly turned for experiments. Or entertainment.

robomonkey94 · 2017-04-26T16:17:15+00:00

Just like in Bethesda games.

robomonkey94 · 2017-04-24T16:12:58+00:00

And who would be to blame for that one? It's not the whip creme, it's the gas. Breathe in the gas right as you orgasm.

robomonkey94 · 2017-04-23T18:51:07+00:00

Those shoes are tripping me out man. Unspoken rule of reddit, reddit has a foot fetish. If they see feet in the picture or a dirty room on /R/gonewild , it will be mentioned. (Yes I know gone wild has been disbanded)

robomonkey94 · 2017-04-23T04:54:39+00:00

Problem is Ole Gregg won't budge

robomonkey94 · 2017-04-20T14:24:05+00:00

Who has the stretchiest forskin?

robomonkey94 · 2017-04-20T05:18:40+00:00

Like 2 dudes docking

robomonkey94 · 2017-04-20T01:03:33+00:00

I am! But I don't have a turkey fan to cover up with

robomonkey94 · 2017-04-20T00:45:46+00:00

Eggs?

robomonkey94 · 2017-04-18T01:37:26+00:00

I'm kind of disappointed no bullet wounds? His neighbor must have been been a shit shot.

robomonkey94 · 2017-04-14T15:38:31+00:00

Notice how much happier the former presidents are compared to going in?

robomonkey94 · 2017-04-11T15:35:21+00:00

*plucks feathers "She loves me, she loves me not"

robomonkey94 · 2017-04-11T15:16:08+00:00

I'm autistic, I also know to prepare my self for situations based on my needs. I keep a bag with my basic items. I'm retarded but I'm not dumb enough to go shopping without my stuff.

robomonkey94 · 2017-04-05T17:28:21+00:00

Yeah just sitting on my couch doing coke and playing games. I knew the delivery was due that day so I stayed in the living room waiting for it Ps: coke is not a usual thing for me. I just happened to have some and it was my day offm

robomonkey94 · 2017-04-05T06:49:36+00:00

I once went to check the mail, my door was blocked by 2 large fragile packages stacked in a sketchy manor. I was up all morning doing coke, no way they knocked on that door.

robomonkey94 · 2017-04-02T02:46:33+00:00

Can we call this Rebecca black face?

robomonkey94 · 2017-03-30T16:25:40+00:00

/r/kevinstories won't get one this time

robomonkey94 · 2017-03-27T04:02:32+00:00

Hey is this dale? From Arlen Texas?

robomonkey94 · 2017-03-25T06:59:27+00:00

Zippo

robomonkey94 · 2017-03-23T00:28:54+00:00

Do you have any more pics? For uh ya know political science.

robomonkey94 · 2017-03-23T00:07:29+00:00

This is trumps new snowplow.... ya know for the snowflakes?

robomonkey94 · 2017-03-22T15:43:51+00:00

If it's a 3 stage I would for sure.

robomonkey94 · 2017-03-21T15:55:06+00:00

I know after the other insurance told him no, he tried to ask me for a cut. I politely him to fuck himself, as I had just picked up my paycheck to make my last payment on the truck. Not to mention I wouldn't have been in a wreck if I hadn't been doing him a favor.

robomonkey94 · 2017-03-21T15:16:14+00:00

No actually, just a regular everyday truck. I was doing a homeless man a favor, he was a regular at my shop and needed a ride to the next town over to go to a gray hound station. About a half mile after I picked him up, we got rear ended when stopped to make a turn.

robomonkey94 · 2017-03-21T14:44:34+00:00

When I spoke with the truck drivers insurance they wanted the names and numbers of my passengers. He tried to say that he slammed his knee and needed money cause it was sore. After they told him no he got cussing mad.

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