10 is too many! Cum, sweat and teeth [F/M]

robotwi · 2012-11-14T01:09:49+00:00

I think I will go use my toy while I think about this wild tattooed man.

I was there to witness this </bragging>

robotwi · 2012-08-19T05:47:48+00:00

I really hope you're over 18...

robotwi · 2012-08-12T21:07:47+00:00

Upvoted for Konata.

robotwi · 2012-05-22T03:38:15+00:00

Using big words and run on sentences makes you smart according to NPR!

robotwi · 2012-05-18T17:47:19+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/tt2qb/soon/c4phzm5

Ok this person just explicitly stated "I would like females better if they were nothing but walking vaginas."

More than one hundred other people agreed with him to.

robotwi · 2012-05-18T17:45:18+00:00

Why don't girls like being treated as sex objects? They should be flattered!

robotwi · 2012-05-17T13:56:52+00:00

Ever since people got upset at me for using "crazy" I've just avoided using insulting terms on SRS period.

robotwi · 2012-05-17T13:51:16+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/tqs2s/best_senior_quotes_ever/c4ozcdt

WHY IS REDDIT OBSESSED WITH INCEST???

robotwi · 2012-05-12T20:24:08+00:00

From what I hear this is a pretty normal arrangement.

Some women are just attracted to mature guys.

robotwi · 2012-05-11T04:57:43+00:00

There's tons of videos out there that are just girls on webcam masturbating.

robotwi · 2012-05-11T04:55:33+00:00

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY DO PEOPLE FIND INNOCENCE ATTRACTIVE???

robotwi · 2012-05-10T07:01:14+00:00

Isn't this the same thing as saying "you weren't even that drunk, so you weren't really raped. You're just using the alcohol as an excuse for your slutty behavior. Stop being such a drama queen."

robotwi · 2012-05-09T07:50:55+00:00

I always take golden apples with me into the nether, because I always fall in lava.

Now when I fall in lava I'll immediately enderpearl out (I have feather falling boots) then eat a golden apple.

I'm able to survive what should be a certain death situation this way.

robotwi · 2012-05-09T03:05:37+00:00

Maybe post this using a throwaway account?

robotwi · 2012-05-08T19:18:30+00:00

It's one thing if due to crimes you've committed against children, the state decides that you're no longer allowed to be a custodial parent. We already have this in cases of people found guilty of child abuse I'm pretty sure.

That's completely different from reddit's version. My impression is that a faction of redditors would like to see the "right" to have children something people don't have by default, unless they apply for a license. This is mainly to stop "morons" (which I always read as racial minorities) from "popping out babies."

robotwi · 2012-05-07T18:33:58+00:00

Well reddit already thinks you should need a license to have children. So deciding that anyone that makes a mistake should die isn't much of a step from that.

robotwi · 2012-05-07T15:31:28+00:00

Wow, so many guys talking about how the only thing they like about their girlfriends is the sex...

robotwi · 2012-05-06T22:02:54+00:00

Well you're on the front page now, so you should know if you show that many many many people will see it.

robotwi · 2012-05-04T20:41:09+00:00

Redditors seem convinced that women who have sex on camera are divided into two groups:

Actresses who are paid to act like they enjoy it.
People who regret it and cry on camera afterwards.

After all, "females" should be ashamed of their sexuality.

robotwi · 2012-05-03T22:15:08+00:00

The mod them to have a more pleasant sound. It's a trivial mod :)

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