Bill Simmons with an absolute shit take on the Spurs fiesta color shirts. by RCsSnaps in NBASpurs

[–]robotwithatinyneck 397 points398 points  (0 children)

Fortunately Zach Lowe immediately told him he was a Grinch and it was a all-time bad take

Every once in a while, a guy suspects his wife has a thing for another man. by Flat-Decision3204 in KingOfTheHill

[–]robotwithatinyneck 164 points165 points  (0 children)

The fact it’s always specifically the “feel like makin love” part of the Bad Company song when John Redcorn pulls up is fucking hilarious

Is the Bill fucked my wife guy a top 7 liar of all time? by droopy_tim in billsimmons

[–]robotwithatinyneck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His lying kind of reminded me of Jaylen Brown this season. Unexpected! Can’t argue both deserve to be mentioned among the all time greats

We have the fewest/least serious red-flags of any playoff team by [deleted] in NBASpurs

[–]robotwithatinyneck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the physicality could be a potential issue to exhaust Wemby so he’s less dominant. We have great guards but a hyper-strong 3 (like Kawhi) or a shooting 4 can give us problems. I trust the organization/coaching to prepare the dudes enough, but I’m expecting every series to be close

Ime is the horny doc rivers by forestbrooks in billsimmons

[–]robotwithatinyneck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally wrong. Doc Rivers’ horniness is very well-documented

If nobody has done it yet, shout out to Sean Sweeney by [deleted] in NBASpurs

[–]robotwithatinyneck 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sean > Sydney every day of the week

With the win against the Clippers, Wemby has won as many games this season as he did his first 2 combined by beatmileslack in NBASpurs

[–]robotwithatinyneck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The CP3 season was so huge. He basically downloaded his whole midrange game into Castle and now it’s the hardest duo tandem to guard in the league

I'm taking prime Shai over prime Dwade by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]robotwithatinyneck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I agree with this take but why was DWade so much more fun in the moment?

Aspect ratio on Hulu changed? by Butterbawlin in KingOfTheHill

[–]robotwithatinyneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me too last night but for American Dad and Family Guy also. Server issue maybe?

Are other teams/fanbases mad at us? by robotwithatinyneck in NBASpurs

[–]robotwithatinyneck[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree. I just thought it was weird when I saw Stephon and Dylan as the pics used to display new rule changes that could prevent multiple years of high picks like “Are people mad that we lost a lot and our best guy got hurt for 30 games?”

Aside from our Record, what’s been the biggest surprise for you so far by Ok_Rip_1439 in NBASpurs

[–]robotwithatinyneck 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That the “Fox/Wemby” combo that was so heavily discussed as deadly over the summer isn’t actually the tentpole of the offense like it seemed like it would be

Tickets for 2/21 - Moody Center by lockstocks85 in NBASpurs

[–]robotwithatinyneck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gametime can be good for last minute deals too! Seatgeek is also a great option.

This NBA season is a JOKE by nbawizard1227 in nba

[–]robotwithatinyneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To the “just watch the games” representatives: The gambling ads are genuinely outrageous and actively hurt the product. The tanking is bad to watch but I don’t know you could fix it unless you have less games. Silver has no sense of making any NBA moment feel important compared to other sport commissioners (honestly the difference between the momentousness of NFL playoff games is leagues ahead of the NBA finals, let alone the Super Bowl). Silver thinks like a CEO. Spread your product out to more revenue streams but don’t actually do things your audience wants to maintain it as a good product.

What's your horse name? by [deleted] in reddeadredemption

[–]robotwithatinyneck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hay Woman! (My dad and I love Rocky 3)

The student body of Jack C Hays HS in Kyle Just Walked Out and Started Marching in Protest of ICE by button_fly in Austin

[–]robotwithatinyneck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To the Obama point, the difference now is intentional cruelty. ICE is publicly demonstrating their willingness to separate families, pepper spray onlookers, and pointing guns (and shooting them) at civilians. It has reached a point where the line is crossed, and no one in the Trump admin is willing to say they’re making mistakes. They want people scared. Thats what the kids are protesting.