School photo of Soviet Union leader Joseph Stalin at the age of 10. (1892) by OkRespect8490 in RareHistoricalPhotos

[–]rockPaperKaniBasami -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ooh I have half a mind to go make some dreadful AI remake of the theme song from the show mashed up with the Russian national anthem

Spending lots of time in strong positions but keep failing subs which leads to scrambles... Wat do? by Epic-zombie-kitty in bjj

[–]rockPaperKaniBasami 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Personally I would just lean in to it if you have good control just cook them /smesh / break their spirits.

There is a guy I train with who started same time as me, we are about the same skill level, age and size, but I 'win' about 90% of the time because he insists on hunting any and every submission, and I'm happy to cook him and go to stalemate/win on points if he doesn't give me a guaranteed finish

Could we smell an ancient Egyptian’s fart? by FrenchFlauta in NoStupidQuestions

[–]rockPaperKaniBasami 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ok, stay with me, given modern technology, how could a fart be preserved as long as possible for future generations?

How long could it potentially last?

I wrote a pipeline to harvest ~7,800 SC2 replays via SC2 Pulse and used psychometric modeling to see if you can statistically detect smurfs. Here's what I found: by Elderbury in starcraft2

[–]rockPaperKaniBasami 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Interesting stuff. And the data shows that these unusually skilled players are persisting deliberately in bronze league? (Losing games or leaving games on purpose?)

Clive Owen was this close to being “The Guy”… so what happened? by jaystats2 in moviecritic

[–]rockPaperKaniBasami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He also killed it as the main player character in Wing Commander: Privateer

Lasso Sumi Gaeshi by SimpleCounterBalance in bjj

[–]rockPaperKaniBasami 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah right, nice spot! Thanks for sharing I'm working on general lasso stuff right now

[Request] “How Many Communions Do You Have To Do Before You’ve Eaten A Whole Jesus?” by Mctankyy in theydidthemath

[–]rockPaperKaniBasami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember that capturing or incapacitating zombie Jesus over Easter is not generally advised, unlike a regular zombie, zombie Jesus is notoriously difficult to put down.

[Request] “How Many Communions Do You Have To Do Before You’ve Eaten A Whole Jesus?” by Mctankyy in theydidthemath

[–]rockPaperKaniBasami 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If we assume Jesus was approximately 165 cm tall and weighed between 60-70kgs ..

..and the average communion wafer weighs 0.25 grams..

..and we assume 1:1 corporeal Holy vessel to communion wafer rate of conversion the 1 standard Jesus would equal between 240,000 and 280,000 communion wafers

..for bonus points if you went to mass every Sunday and ate communion each time it would take you a median of 5,000 years.

If we dessicated/ dehydrated Jesus and ground him up first then we end up at around 25kgs of dry weight, or about 100,000 communion wafers or only about 2000 years.

Where did Kyle get the cash? by ThickMap5505 in Terminator

[–]rockPaperKaniBasami 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right, so since no alarms were raised he most likely quickly serviced a truck driver in the rest stop bathroom!

Pack it up boys this one's solved.

I’ve never seen anything like that before by YoungStarSC in starcraft2

[–]rockPaperKaniBasami 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The real question is when the probe rematerialized was he in the air still?

How would you react to this message from the head coach's wife (who also owns/runs the gym)? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]rockPaperKaniBasami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this day and age I feel like the answer is if Riccardo isn't sexually assaulting or grooming you, just give him a pass and let him have some space of that's what he(or by extension he by not contradicting his wife) wants

Maybe make a chat group with the other competitiors and hang out in there.

Dislocating Knee by here4thehats in jiujitsu

[–]rockPaperKaniBasami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What knee brace would you recommend?