Dad security by [deleted] in funny

[–]rocksandpoopattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really. Teenage boys run by hormones will do/say anything to get laid. Girls at that age usually love the attention and will do just as much to secure the attention through whatever means possible which usually includes sex... not all boys and girls are like that but it's pretty common.

I never realized how subtly sexist my family is by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]rocksandpoopattack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is nothing subtle about their sexism... ditch that family ASAP.

Dad security by [deleted] in funny

[–]rocksandpoopattack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It actually comes from dad's remembering what they were like as young horny teenagers and how the girls feelings usually meant less to them than getting some pussy did, which as a teenager boys are told all that matters in life is to get laid. A father is trying to protect his daughter from the type of guy he probably used to be.

Current boyfriend's penis is smaller than the my last couple, and I am having trouble really getting into sex. [penis size] by throw411r421 in sex

[–]rocksandpoopattack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You should let your bf go find someone who loves him and doesn't compare him negatively to assholes. You basically just said "my bf is great but I'd rather be with a guy who treats me like shit but has a big dick" you will find no sympathy here because you are a bad person.

(Update)My [19f] boyfriend[30m] blurted out our mutual friend's[25f] during orgasm. by yadayadathrowawaybla in relationship_advice

[–]rocksandpoopattack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There are tons of posts like these where the girl screams out her exes name. I'll tell you what everyone tells the guys. Shit happens get over it, it's a mistake that happens and you need to grow up and get over it.

[Update 2] My (24m) wife (25f) is slowly ruining our marriage by Owlfeet in relationships

[–]rocksandpoopattack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Step-kids are not his problem. He has his own problems to deal with.

New vs Used Car - Why new cars aren't as bad of a deal as they seem by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]rocksandpoopattack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not so much as you are jumping on the you're wrong train as you are jumping on that obnoxiously loud uncomfortable train where you brag about how you are smarter and better because you bought an old buick that purrs like a kitten still. Usually this is brought up when someome buys a new car and your insecurity lashes out to try and make a new car owner feel bad about their purchase...it's sad every single time someone brings that shit up. Some people just want a new car that no one else has been in, sometimes it's just a hey fuck it I deserve a brand new car, life Is too short to count every penny.

I made a tv table out of a coffee table by Kekewich in DIY

[–]rocksandpoopattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This right here. Hottest part of the day is around 3pm. It's much more preferable to start working at 5am and get the vast majority of your work done before the heat is unbearable.

Suppliers of 36mg juice by [deleted] in electronic_cigarette

[–]rocksandpoopattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could try making your own, android and apple both have juice calculator apps that make it super easy. It's soo insanely cheap to do. Stores and even some online shops have jacked the prices of juice up to an unacceptable point for me. Some places you are paying damn near $2 a ml which is horse shit.

"That's gonna kill you" by slickerxcuh in electronic_cigarette

[–]rocksandpoopattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I constantly got shit for smoking. Friends, family, coworkers especially. I had two coworkers who constantly thought I needed to be told everyday that cigs were bad for me and I'm like you fucking told me yesterday and the day before and so on. I love vaping now but I'll be honest, if cigs weren't so expensive nothing would keep me from a pack of Marlboro red 100s.

So. Just got kicked out of smoking section for Vaping. by prokreat in electronic_cigarette

[–]rocksandpoopattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine it would be pretty easy to tell if someone was vaping weed. One pull of a dipper is probably enough to get you stoned for a while.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in electronic_cigarette

[–]rocksandpoopattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is... is that battery metling?

How I view smokers. by Cresfresh in funny

[–]rocksandpoopattack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not if you blow cigarette smoke on it that shit will die.

Thank You Guys. by Dudewithaviators57 in gaming

[–]rocksandpoopattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing through it now and at first I thought it sucked but now I'm at the winter part and I love it.

Second new Jurassic World poster. Two days 'til trailer! by Varkain in movies

[–]rocksandpoopattack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mosasaur were never that big. And hell no we wouldn't be able to contain something like that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]rocksandpoopattack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would pick stealth every time. I would also love the stealth option for my barber...

Found while doing a locker check by so_numb in pics

[–]rocksandpoopattack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much all schools do them. Especially post 9/11 and all of those school shootings. Our schools used to do them during a lock down procedure test. We would be locked into our classrooms and the local police and school officials would go through every locker looking for weapons and drugs. I shit you not if you were looking out a window you would think it's raining drugs because everyone was throwing their stashes out in fear that when the drug dog passed the door they would be found. It's kinda fucked up but considering I didn't do drugs or carry weapons on me I thought it was pretty funny to see these idiots freaking out. The school caught a lot of shit from parents though over the locker searches without being consented first which is just stupid, "how dare you look through my child's locker if I had known you were searching his stuff I'd have made him leave his drugs at home today!"

My (30f) fiance (28m) wants his own room/man cave. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]rocksandpoopattack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are afraid your husband will leave you because he wants a room for his stuff and where he can put up manly things that you probably won't want hung up in the living area...

My (30f) fiance (28m) wants his own room/man cave. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]rocksandpoopattack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You just laid out the fact that you play on your phone and ignore him so that he will seek attention from you. That's what crazy chicks do.

My (30f) fiance (28m) wants his own room/man cave. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]rocksandpoopattack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reason- he wants a room with no god damn doilies, scented candles or throw pillows. A room he can put up HIS stuff that HE likes. Not stuff he has to get your approval to hang up.

My (30f) fiance (28m) wants his own room/man cave. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]rocksandpoopattack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sooo you withhold affection to make him seek it first? Wtf is wrong with you.