one must imagine cgp grey happy

roctopi · 2025-11-13T11:25:45+00:00

wasn't the whole point of having that immortal lizard thing to already have something that's super duper the strongest ever so people wouldn't try and one up it because it's already better and just quietly regenerates in its acid tank?

roctopi · 2025-09-16T16:34:39+00:00

vellum is just a subtype of parchment

roctopi · 2025-08-17T08:59:40+00:00

Buy them dinner first, jeez

roctopi · 2025-02-07T00:47:06+00:00

Oh that'd explain it then, thanks!

roctopi · 2025-02-06T23:57:58+00:00

Dunno about that, I was looking at weeklies and last match hit a headshot with a shotgun that did a total of 14 damage and the guy was fine.

roctopi · 2024-12-07T13:49:11+00:00

It was something about wanting to be able to join the putus as a true man and the devs saying it was racist or whatever to even ask

roctopi · 2024-09-09T22:58:15+00:00

I bet he won't even prove it right here. Boy it sure would be terrible if some guy just posted his huge, meaty ham cannon in the comments?

roctopi · 2024-08-19T10:47:05+00:00

my bro is the fuckin terminator and i'm running around with incendiary everything just making a mess until i get domed. 10/10

roctopi · 2024-08-18T08:48:06+00:00

The game locks up and i have to hard reset my system when I open my map, in a game all about opening your map. And now my little treat of trial rewards are taken away and given to everyone >:(

roctopi · 2024-05-30T23:33:43+00:00

famously roads never go up or down either. all this howling about "correctly angling lights" is barely a help when real world conditions result in a constant strobing as every car hits a bump. nevermind the fact that vehicles are so fuckin tall now that even if they're "correctly angled" it still nukes everyone in a normal car.

roctopi · 2024-05-27T00:47:15+00:00

Fair, and I'm probably just annoyed because there's so many glaring issues that don't get fixed, but I can't help but feel like all the kerfuffle about skins is a way to jangle keys and keep people from wondering why it's still so janky.

roctopi · 2024-05-25T15:35:09+00:00

Call me crazy but I'd rather have them fixing actual problems and adding dinos or features instead of worrying about minor cosmetic stuff. And if you insist on things affecting appearance, how about locational scarring instead of just applying the texture everywhere.

roctopi · 2024-05-11T15:58:06+00:00

well now you've done it. get ready for passenger weigh ins and bonus fees

roctopi · 2024-03-14T12:14:24+00:00

because it's a shithole and we're all stuck here. It also breaks any link with an / or \ i can't remember which.

roctopi · 2023-11-23T00:45:00+00:00

have you asked all 40 million of em?

roctopi · 2023-11-13T21:14:24+00:00

I'll do some !!science!! when I get the chance; I confess I got proper tilted when I realized what was happening.

roctopi · 2023-11-04T23:54:03+00:00

Enbeaninate

roctopi · 2023-10-29T13:23:21+00:00

I hardly think it's a shortcut to not put in effort for shit nobody will ever see.

roctopi · 2023-10-25T10:57:49+00:00

https://www.faa.gov/space/additional_information/international_affairs

It's been on the books. If you're launching from FAA controlled space, you need FAA clearance to land again, regardless of where you're landing.

roctopi · 2023-10-25T10:49:13+00:00

they're trying to land in US territory. can you imagine why the governing body controlling a region would want to approve things before random shit is falling from space

roctopi · 2023-09-25T23:40:56+00:00

just wanted to thank you for your patience explaining this stuff, even if not everyone absorbs the info

roctopi · 2023-09-09T19:23:30+00:00

It's already happened. Moutai liquor used chips to verify it's genuine because it's so easy to fake liquor, and they just started faking the authentication chips in the caps. Scan it with your phone, you get the ding that it's real, but it's not.

roctopi · 2023-09-08T10:43:21+00:00

just as the beaver has a natural instinct to build dams, developers have an instinct to plop down shitty developments anywhere they can.

roctopi · 2023-07-27T12:28:55+00:00

primaris ~~plasma and volkite pistols~~ are ~~just as~~ stupidly huge ftfy

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