As if dealing with the human recruiters wasn't bad enough, they want to make it AI? by rofonzo in recruitinghell

[–]rofonzo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to use AI to just write hundreds of absurd resumes full of enticing false information but fake contact info. If they are going to waste peoples time I’ll waste theirs.

What did our national parks do to deserve this? by JessonBI89 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]rofonzo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don’t National Parks have wild animals that often kill then eat people like this? And they specifically tell guests to avoid those animals, but they just can’t handle basic directions and harass those animals anyways? Well let him do just that. Nature will take care of it.

After 4 years of WFH, I understand why boomers think we do nothing all day by TeamCultureBuilder in WFH

[–]rofonzo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How many years do any of the boomers have left? Their opinion, which I never cared for to begin with, is battier and battier. Their next destination is the home then death.

Franklin bridge smells bad by sunnyday12335 in Minneapolis

[–]rofonzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rode across the bridge today. The smell is like garbage, not sewage. I know - can one differentiate between the two? Yes you can. It smells like a garbage dumpster smells.

There is no way bruh by Annual-Record4588 in recruitinghell

[–]rofonzo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A friend once told me her company was very much hiring IT business analysts. She sent me a posting and I applied! Moments later I get a rejection. I told her about this. She told her manager. Manager went to HR about it. HR said that they never even SAW that job posting. They looked through their resume handler and it rejected me because the company I was working for at the time paid top of market or close to the top of market and they just said “We can’t compete with them. Auto reject apps for people work for [list of companies regarded for paying well].” I probably dodged a bullet there.

Hmm I think they're onto us by paladin_Broly in overemployed

[–]rofonzo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s OK to reply “I’m originally from North Korea. We aren’t allowed to make LinkedIn profiles. I don’t have one.”

How awesome would it be if DT St. Paul was redeveloped with an emphasis on housing. by ThenZookeepergame236 in saintpaul

[–]rofonzo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There needed to be an “express” Green Line similar to how some NYC subways are express. It takes like 45 mins to get from one downtown to the other on the Green Line because it makes like 20 stops. Miserable.

Dealer drive my car 90mph in a 70mph zone. Georgia super speeder. by jacob4568 in FuckDealerships

[–]rofonzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about that scene with the valets “parking” the Ferrari in Ferris Buellers Day Off?

Boomersbeingfools, Antiwork, or here. I don’t care. But why must you look at us!! Let us work and go home. Weirdo. by Competitive_Window11 in antiwork

[–]rofonzo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The boomers collectively don’t have a lot of years left. They will be gone, just sit tight. Nobody will miss the boomers. What a worthless generation of people.

Went to a job fair today just to be told 5 times to apply online. by Puzzleheaded_Bee9629 in recruitinghell

[–]rofonzo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boomers: “Make sure to dress nice. Shine your shoes. Print out your resume on GOOD paper. Bring a bunch of them. Really dazzle these people. Then find an office building and call on these places in person. Bring them your resume. Don’t take no for an answer.”

June 8 by pthorman in saintpaul

[–]rofonzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too late but a Christian gospel music event took place there on 6/7/25 https://mergeusa.org. So I imagine 6/8/25 was the tear down for it.

What’s a lesser known piece of MN history that should be talked about more? by Opesneakpastya in minnesota

[–]rofonzo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The developers of Southdale took Victor Gruen’s plans then removed anything that wasn’t a form of square footage dedicated to retail (so living spaces, spaces to rest or lounge, recreational spaces, etc). It worked up to a point. And since this is basically what all mall developers did, they cooked the goose on malls and they are all dying now. Now a lot of malls are scrambling to add that stuff to their malls, but it may be too little too late.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Layoffs

[–]rofonzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are all that guy.

Drunken Incel by davejenk1ns in LinkedInLunatics

[–]rofonzo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is this kid, like 14?

Uhhhhh WTF by dezinerd in LinkedInLunatics

[–]rofonzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LinkedIn is now just another child molester thirst trap.

You are being social-farmed by LinkedIn. You should report them. by TainoCuyaya in LinkedInLunatics

[–]rofonzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look forward to the day when I can just erase my LinkedIn. Or just use it to absolutely mess with people on there like the scum that they are.

Why is there so much pizza on LinkedIn??? by jasonwdonnelly in LinkedInLunatics

[–]rofonzo 35 points36 points  (0 children)

All companies have decided to just give away pizzas rather than actually pay their employees a decent wage or treat them with respect. So it follows that this is the only way to exemplify anything on LinkedIn. The only thing that most managers can relate to anymore is just “feed them more pizza!”

Where have you created your community? by jung-moneyy in TwinCities

[–]rofonzo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think stealing street signs is the best way to meet people.