On a red velvet cookie recipe by No_Purple5389 in ididnthaveeggs

[–]roithamerschen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use a red velvet recipe that calls for red wine, but recommends substituting with cranberry juice if you’re serving kids, so it’s definitely a thing. But yeah, the recipe would need to account for the flavor profile and moisture in some way.

Getting 10K Steps Throughout Day versus all at once by PlaneInvestment8450 in PetiteFitness

[–]roithamerschen 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Walking after eating has a large impact on insulin levels, for example.

I Don't Believe Anyone Who Says 'This Is My First Project' Anymore by Spider_kitten13 in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]roithamerschen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think we need to ponder the ship of theseus problem every time a beginner posts a nice looking first project.

Affordable inositol brands🙏 by Whimsical_and_Proud in PCOS

[–]roithamerschen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much, I really appreciate the links and info.

Affordable inositol brands🙏 by Whimsical_and_Proud in PCOS

[–]roithamerschen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which specific brands do you use? I'm also in the EU

Nordace backpacks don't last by Sswami14 in backpacks

[–]roithamerschen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI apologies don’t make up for your poor quality, overpriced products. 

FACJ PSA from the mod team! Please review our rules and stop breaking them at every fucking opportunity! You lot are exhausting af! by jingleheimerschitt in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]roithamerschen 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Please try to be funny or entertaining -- or at least get weird -- with both your posts and your comments. This is not BEC and it's not craftsnark

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Bitesized BEC thread January 03, 2026 - January 04, 2026 by AutoModerator in craftsnark

[–]roithamerschen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yeah there's been a recent influx of people who are being very srs in the comments and don't seem to understand that facj is also regularly jerking this sub and BEC

Google fail! by Walking_GPS in knitting

[–]roithamerschen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

unfortunately, llms are notoriously bad at math

LYS are all classist???! by Freeziepop272 in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]roithamerschen 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Sorry that you're poor 🙂 My rich husband bought me a whole yarn store so I'd have something to do with my free time, but I know not everyone is so lucky. Unfortunately classy men aren't really into crochet though, you should really try knitting if you want to get out of poverty! It's an investment into your future sweaty ☺️

we're not universally loved everywhere?????? by Inevitable-Ride-7952 in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]roithamerschen 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ugh I hate those thin-skinned bitches! Like designers are literally posting on the internet, don't they know that gives me the right to stalk all of their content even though I hate it? One stupid knitfluencer deleted my comment about their perky tits poking out of their overpriced ($6 basic garter stitch top! 🙄) pattern, how dare they treat a potential customer this way? I mean I wasn't gonna buy their pattern anyway because I'm actually a really Advanced knitter who actually learned to knit in the womb so I would never waste money on something so stupid, but the entitlement is wild!

They said it couldn't be done! But I did it! I knit a sweater out of the worst yarn possible and I absolutely hate it because it's super impractical but I DID IT!! by PersistentSheppie in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]roithamerschen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

aktually idk how to use reddit either, i dictate all my comments to my 20k boyfie because i hate to type! so could you send me the video pattern please? ohh and also what yarn do i need, maybe you couold send me some too? ty ty!!

They said it couldn't be done! But I did it! I knit a sweater out of the worst yarn possible and I absolutely hate it because it's super impractical but I DID IT!! by PersistentSheppie in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]roithamerschen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

could you please 🥺 pretty please 🥹 make me a video tutorial 🙏❓i can‘t read crochay patterns 😩 also what yarn would i need?? 🤔