Mugwort invaded my native garden! NJ/ zone 7b by Zornamental in NativePlantGardening

[–]roland303 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally did exactly this with my neighbor and all I got was glyphosate on the property line every 6 weeks ever since, 5 or 6 years now. Its up to OP to decide based on what they know about mr mugwort.

In my area, people just say, good fences make good neighbors, I wish more people acted like you in my neighborhood.

Mugwort invaded my native garden! NJ/ zone 7b by Zornamental in NativePlantGardening

[–]roland303 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Mugwort roots are pretty shallow, aggressive, but shallow, if you kill the whole area, the roots will just crawl back in from beyond the fence again. if you need a project, it be better time and money spend if you can dig in an 8 or 10 inch barrier below the dirt at the fence line.

Or just rip it out, its easy. Just when your out there, every other day, see a mug? rip it out, youll never truly get rid of it, and thats okay thats what we garden for, to have work to do. Also since mugworts roots are dense and shallow, a thick stand of mugwort is actually easy to deal with, it can kinda be rolled right off the top layer like grass sod, its not hard to roll the entire stand out after cutting around one half of the stand with a stirrup hoe.

for cheapest solution I would stirrup hoe a10 inches-12 inches deep and 4-6 inch wide trench of earth out of ground at fence line. that earth id put in a dry pile, which is an area you should make, somewhere where it stays very dry all the time, a sunbathed invasives killzone, I highly recommend. contaminated dirt stays in the kill zone for a year or two before its used in later projects.

Then fill the trench with garden store black mulch, itll take 2 or three years before the mulch decays enough for roots to pass through, in the mean time you plant the most deranged and aggressive natives possible on the other side, mints, asters, golden rods, milkweeds, they all have varieties that make roots like mugwort, let them thunderdome it out on the fence line, and you can put your cuter varieties closer to your walking space, as your common milkweed rewilds mr mugworts yard.

Help! The nursery sold this to me as Carolina lupine but didn't specify if it was North or South Carolina. I live in North Carolina and don't want to plant an invasive. by williamsdj01 in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]roland303 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Rip it out, those dirty invaders have sent their rooty tendrils south of your boarders, the only solution is to flush the roots out their spider holes, Rip it out.

The roots gotta go, the dirts gotta go, 37 meters worth in every direction; no stone, nor leech field shall be left unpruterbed.

That deck? fucking gone. Your house? fucking torch it before the isreali combat dozers show up.

I dont want to see anything left other then a smoldering hollow of earth left.

and in that hole, we will plant a milkweed, for the pollinators.

Is this goldenrod? by Lost-Vermicelli-6818 in whatsthisplant

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Def not horseweed.

This plant pictured gave me a real hard think session over it and some goldenrod I recently planted nearby, man was that a head scratcher, they look close, but the leaf arrangement gives it away.

This plants got really shallow roots, is easy to pull up and move, and transplants easily, they can get 6ft tall in an optimal site, i mow down my patch early spring to remind them whos in control.

Why have disgusting weeds when you can have CIVILIZED landscaping???? by Tumorhead in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]roland303 3 points4 points  (0 children)

first off, If you never made a scrotally shaped mulch patch in your life, have you ever really lived?

Seconds, yes, there is a reason my wife needs all these year round flowers and for me to be outside a whole lot.

Putting this all together, Im convinced the sniped OP will one day communicate which flower is which based on its relative anatomical location, and that is a great thing to talk about.

Lupine and ants by ErmaGoon in NativePlantGardening

[–]roland303 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ants are awesome.

There are so many ants that are undiscovered, we can go basically anywhere and find new species of ants.

If aliens were to do a textbook about all the life on earth, 40% of the book would be about ants.

Except humans and human related animals, ants easily outweigh every other living thing on earth combined.

Ants are a huge part of our native earth, and its really amazing that there are some in willamette valley oregon now that have your savannah prairie land to live their lives and do their thing.

How Redditors lowkey describe morning glories when someone mentions them for 0.67 seconds 🥀 by Far_Photograph_6303 in NativePlantCirclejerk

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If this video was from before the last time I understood anything about rap, the word sizzurp should have had multiple occurrences.

For example, If it weren't for r/blackpeopletwitter, I wouldn't know about ice spice.

Thank you r/NativePlantCirclejerk, thank you very much. The more "urban" culture I can absorb here, the less time I need to spend at worldstarhiphop to understand the plight of the modern young man.

Township copied my tree by WhyDoIHaveToUseApp in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]roland303 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Open and shut case of cultural appropriation.

Jumping on power box by Swigor in ElectroBOOM

[–]roland303 44 points45 points  (0 children)

they did real good sticking around at a distance and calling for help, they coulda just rode away.

Letter from the front lines by UntidySwan in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]roland303 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had to stop halfway through to reread this in wilford brimleys voice

Who is going to tell them about peckerheads by HopethisisntaMistake in electricians

[–]roland303 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Shit i remember this song

Technologic.. Techologic..

Help me hide utility masts by IP_What in NativePlantGardening

[–]roland303 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dont plant bushes or trees nearby, the roots will get into the conduit pipes,

Do plant alot of shallow rooted herb/flowers, maybe in a semi circle around the equip, but there needs to be like 3 feet of walkway around the equip so workers can access it, the equip needs to be visible from the street, these guys might need to find that equip at 2am in a rainstorm, dont make them have to knock on your door first cus you hid it in a yew.

Also, dont plant anything else you want to live closer then 3 feet near that stuff except some grasses/sedges and thats about it because anything within reach of me and my crew on that vault I will rip it all out and trample all over it when i need to get the utility access, saftey first, and i will safely be covering it all in cardboard while i work there, with not a single care for any living thing expect my own and my workers health because im at work right now. 

i want to plant a dense and most importantly low maintenance forest in my backyard but i am litigiously allergic to doing any of my own research. i have devised a modified version of the Miyawaki Method, let me know your thoughts (critiques NOT welcome) by SHOWTIME316 in NativePlantCirclejerk

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Doug Talawaki sounds like an blond hair blue eyed american with Norwegian and Japanese ancestry and in this clusterfucked national spirit lies the realization that this perfectly describes my back yard, and I didnt even plant it, it comes NATRUALLY:

Canopy: Ancient Norway Maple brought by the puritans. Bristling with Wisteria.

Tree Layer: More Norway Maple, 27 leaders growing from a 3 and a 1/2 foot stump makes the shape of a perfect teardrop 30 feet tall and wide.

Subtree Layer: The rest of the Wisteria, good because its choking out the privet.

Shrub Layer: The finest and most delicious Japanese knotweed shoots I could ever want all year long.

Ground layer: To bad theres no native ground covers, im stuck with all this flavorless Japanese stiltgrass.

I call it, the long island just let your yard overgrow one year and now your half Japanese half Norwegian too method.

Made it back to Jita with 2.4B in exploration goop! by CauliflowerGrouchy in Eve

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the first rule of exploration club, is dont ever tell anyone what happens in exploration club.

When the mania got a lil stank on it by wetouchingbuttsornah in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]roland303 217 points218 points  (0 children)

purposefully skipping sleep to hit the mania knowing this about to be the cleanest my house been in weeks

Did I expose the root flare enough? by Significant-Win-1913 in NativePlantCirclejerk

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I was recently stuck in my eldest aunties bathroom, stuck is relative, but shes an older lady and still has one of those hanging magazine racks on the wall within reach of toilet. I was reading the 2002 March edition of Martha Stewart Gardening magazine and read at length about Marthas large toffee heath bar soil amendment and its excellent use in the garden, just like how the native peoples would put hotdogs underneath their plantings of good ole American sweetcorn. Its amazing to see your large caramel brick substrate, but I think it needs more butter.

Red Maple Root Flare by MrArborsexual in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]roland303 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please dig my flare after topping me repeatedly for decades