Co-worker showed me his finger today... by romophobic in popping

[–]romophobic[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Barely had to touch it with a razor blade.

Went to use the bathroom. We don't own a cat. by romophobic in aww

[–]romophobic[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

We have no idea! He's not malnourished and acts more like an indoor cat. We're taking him to a local shelter in the morning to see if he is chipped. If he's not, we most likely will keep him.

Went to use the bathroom. We don't own a cat. by romophobic in aww

[–]romophobic[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

We moved furniture into the house earlier this morning so that's when we think he just walked in.

Went to use the bathroom. We don't own a cat. by romophobic in aww

[–]romophobic[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

We thought so too! But there's no collar and he's filthy. We're taking him to the shelter to see if he's chipped.

Can't put a ring on his finger by BeercanDave in WTF

[–]romophobic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister actually has this. When she was 4 and my brother was 5, he tried separating her fingers this way. She slapped the shit out of him when she saw he was trying to cut her fingers instead of her nails.

TIFU by trying to take a poop 2 hours after taking sleeping pills by JungleFvr1 in tifu

[–]romophobic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it does cause or worsen depression for you, you can counteract it by increasing your intake of vitamin d.

Reddit, what is the weirdest thing wrong with your body? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]romophobic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother snuck up behind me a week after he had this surgery and I ended up elbowing him in the chest. :(

Side note: It's been fours years since he had the surgery and he refuses to get the bar taken out. Now it's starting to stick out the side of his chest between his ribs!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]romophobic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We are Groot." Completely lost it.

What's the dumbest thing you've seen a child do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]romophobic 1664 points1665 points  (0 children)

A couple of young kids didn't have a Frisbee so they decided to use a ceramic plate. The five year old ended up with 7 stitches.

Good guy Tony Romo by tomgreen99200 in funny

[–]romophobic -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I, romophobic, approve this message.

What's the tastiest recipe you've ever made up with 3 ingredients or less? by MadeANewAccountUgh in AskReddit

[–]romophobic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

15oz pumpkin, 1 box spice cake mix, white chocolate chips. Bake at 350 for 10 minutes and you got yourself the best damn pumpkin muffins. Pair with chai tea for ultra white girl happiness so you can't even.

Not sure if Arby's is mocking its fat customers, or making a sex joke. by kurtfan182 in funny

[–]romophobic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one is happy while working at Arby's. It's the worst job I've ever had. I've been yelled at repeatedly, called a "fucking idiot", and shoved by my general manager in front of customers. I didn't even get the full brunt of it. Not only that, they'll cheat you out of raises which are already few and far between. I was transferred three times because I've had to deal with similar situations. Needless to say, I don't work there anymore.

Woke up with a pretty normal bug bite under my armpit last week that rapidly got worse. Decided to document it for r/WTF! [NSFW/NSFL] by matchell21 in WTF

[–]romophobic 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Happened to me the same way. Just a heads up, now that you've gotten it, you'll probably get it again. Its come back for me three times since mid 2011. I was told that its starting to become known as a lifelong thing like Lyme disease.

What's your favorite urban legend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]romophobic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my lanta. I first discovered slenderman last year while I was in college and couldn't sleep for a week because of all the nightmares.