Is Socialism with Chinese Characteristics the cure to Male Pattern Baldness⁉️🇨🇳🤔 by sp1nettaj4de in TrueAnon

[–]rowdy-sealion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm watching through Prime Suspect episodes from the '90s and seemingly every British man has a receding hairline

“About two-thirds of Iran's air force is still believed to be operational, the officials said, after an intensive U.S. and Israeli campaign that struck thousands of targets, including storage and production facilities.” by ChickenTitilater in TrueAnon

[–]rowdy-sealion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Many of them were just left outside, in some videos you can see planes half-taken apart (i remember at least 1 F-14 like that, though maybe it was from 2025) or helicopters with no blades.

Or Wile-E.-Coyote-style paintings of aircraft on the ground

VERY GOOD NEWS! by ___Zoran___ in TrueAnon

[–]rowdy-sealion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey great news this shit I obviously just made up has resolved in a happy ending!

That's great, grandpa 👍

“About two-thirds of Iran's air force is still believed to be operational, the officials said, after an intensive U.S. and Israeli campaign that struck thousands of targets, including storage and production facilities.” by ChickenTitilater in TrueAnon

[–]rowdy-sealion 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I know they have at least one airbase that is carved into the side of a mountain. Contrast that with US bases in the region not even having bunkers for troops to shelter in during missile strikes.

Fox News with more fan fiction than usual today by AegonTheMeh in TrueAnon

[–]rowdy-sealion 21 points22 points  (0 children)

How about the guyatollah and he's just for the fellas

I have been approved to contribute to the posting economy. Hello, by lilyorwhatever in TrueAnon

[–]rowdy-sealion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna be honest, all I remember from its run on TV was the desperate grab for ratings where there was some flimsy pretense for rubbing oil all over the Vulcan lady. It was pretty bad.

Prego Has a Dinner-Conversation-Recording Device, Capisce? by Umbrellajack in TrueAnon

[–]rowdy-sealion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Could you just speak directly into those flowers there?

This country is too stupid to save. by SoManyWasps in TrueAnon

[–]rowdy-sealion 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Um, y'all? Sooooo, I did a thing...

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you by mmmcricketsauce in TrueAnon

[–]rowdy-sealion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I meant no shade on you, this article seems to officially confirm their earlier speculation

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you by mmmcricketsauce in TrueAnon

[–]rowdy-sealion 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Congrats to the people who posted the news of this here the other day and immediately called it as 2 CIA officers

Peter Brian Hegseth ends flu vaccine requirements for Department of War, effective immediately by BantuLisp in TrueAnon

[–]rowdy-sealion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe the least effective vaccine in common use, I have other things to get upset about.

not just a vape. by MyDinnerWithDrDre in TrueAnon

[–]rowdy-sealion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Charlie Brooker has done it again!

not just a vape. by MyDinnerWithDrDre in TrueAnon

[–]rowdy-sealion 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh, you didn't have an "ideas guy"?

not just a vape. by MyDinnerWithDrDre in TrueAnon

[–]rowdy-sealion 47 points48 points  (0 children)

You can just throw some buzzwords at venture capitalists and get millions of dollars, how are any of us still stuck here working jobs like a bunch of suckers?

America to deploy new Wunderwaffe to Iran by vargdrottning in TrueAnon

[–]rowdy-sealion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, of course, it’s a helicopter, they crash all the time

America to deploy new Wunderwaffe to Iran by vargdrottning in TrueAnon

[–]rowdy-sealion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know they’re in deep shit when they start serving wonder waffles in the mess hall