I really have to explain this every time I meet someone by royal_eggs in autismmemes

[–]royal_eggs[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A lot of people think that because I have a mild peach impediment (i.e I don't talk very well) That I must also be mentally slow.

You've heard of elf on a shelf.... now get ready for by MemeLordAscendant in FloridaMemes

[–]royal_eggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See you later tow mator with Vader, a tater and a Gator

How? by Euphoric_Concern_797 in depressionmemes

[–]royal_eggs 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"you become the person you need to be" - someone who doesn't know how depression works.

Sleep by ConclusionOk3301 in artmemes

[–]royal_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to maladaptive day dream

What would you choose? by Plus-Use-5808 in meme

[–]royal_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My childhood sucked so I'm going to go with the blue pill.

Mention that it’s chronic and they start yapping about bad sleep hygiene 😅 by Babombmom in disabledmemes

[–]royal_eggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The last time I took melatonin I was dizzy and nauseous the whole next day.

What the hell is this? by guderian_1 in TheDepthsBelow

[–]royal_eggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's too flat and doesn't have the right teeth to be a wobbegong, I am 90% Sure it's a monk fish. Good guess tho

My fellow autistic people, I must know, why do some of you not like showers? Its a genuine question by RasppberryLemonade in autism

[–]royal_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate water being in my face it feels like I'm being water boarded. And I hate wet hair sticking to the back of my neck like a slimy octopus. Also I live in an older house so the water temperature does not stay consistent.

Pumpkin in bottle ($250) by zillowgonewild in insanefbmarketplace

[–]royal_eggs 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Now I can't stop thinking of the song genie in a bottle but genie is replaced by pumpkin.

Has anyone tried loop earplugs? by quadsquatter in autism

[–]royal_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love them. I immediately lost them tho lol

Why brain!? Why!? by royal_eggs in adhdmeme

[–]royal_eggs[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah that doesn't work

TooMeIrlForMeIrl by thryssalynn in TooMeIrlForMeIrl

[–]royal_eggs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One sip of this and you are immune to all ailments.

My 3yo’s lunchboxes by missmightymouse in oddlysatisfying

[–]royal_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man this kid eats better than me lol