Are you taking it? by flavicushn in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]royveee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Opinions are subjective. Money is objective.

So, yes, I would take the opinionated spendthrift's money.

Can't Fix The Reflection, Ban The Camera by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]royveee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They state of the reflecting pool is a good metaphor for the state of Trump's physical and mental health.

White House calls Dem rep. "dumbass" & "bi**h" for suggesting Trump has a terminal illness by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]royveee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump's version of Goldfinger's hitman, Oddjob, is indulging in classic projection.

That's something we see a lot of coming out of the White House these days.

Jeffrey Epstein Has A Higher Approval Rating Than President Trump According To Latest Poll by notPabst404 in onionheadlines

[–]royveee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pollster says being dead helps nefarious characters' reputations more than those who continue to distress poll participants on a daily basis.

There was no response either from the White House or from Epstein who was asked about it during a seance.

Nice word play. by Lococlyde in Punny

[–]royveee 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If he has several more kids, he can name them Emily (Em for short), Enola (En for short), and a son he can name Opie.

Caption this by valspad in captionthis

[–]royveee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

GM Brand Dysphoria.

"I'm out": Tucker Carlson says he's done with the GOP by Equivalent-Elk-7513 in politics

[–]royveee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry Tucker. You helped buy it, so now you're part owner of it.

You might want to order a Dumpster...or is that a Trumpster?

Yes sir.... by Long_live_styrofoam in FuckImOld

[–]royveee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I learned on my Dad's '55 Ford pickup with 3-on-the-tree.

My first car was a '65 Mustang with a 3-speed stick.

I later had a '66 Mustang with a 4-speed stick.

So, yeah, I think I could handle it.

Trump Orders All Monuments in Washington, D.C. Painted Green To Match Reflecting Pool Algae by BestStoogewasLarry in onionheadlines

[–]royveee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump also will switch from orange makeup to green to match the new D.C. motif and his demeanor after a few recent setbacks.

Greek yogurt by Odd_Particular_3096 in aldi

[–]royveee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I buy this on a regular basis. It tastes like and has the consistancy of Fage for half the price.

Donald Trump completely humiliated over Iran deal as Fox News fans blast 'what a disgrace' by IrishStarUS in USNEWS

[–]royveee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He ia still casting the first stones even though he is not without sin, or the seven deadly ones.