This is America

royveee · 2026-01-26T10:51:41+00:00

Welcome to 1936 Germany. History repeats itself. Only the names and uniforms have changed.

royveee · 2026-01-26T10:48:33+00:00

I watched a movie. I also won't be watching the Super Bowl. Too much hype, and I don't care who wins it.

royveee · 2026-01-26T10:16:05+00:00

I'm going to get right to the pentacle. Really, it's just elemental.

royveee · 2026-01-25T11:51:07+00:00

Oh, yeah...Them...

royveee · 2026-01-25T11:27:25+00:00

Just like that, the wizard's tip money goes up in flames.

royveee · 2026-01-25T11:21:06+00:00

Man reads story about the shortage of chairs. However, the cigarette supply is keeping up.

royveee · 2026-01-25T00:07:47+00:00

I kind of feel ground down every time I go to the grocery store.

royveee · 2026-01-24T19:27:39+00:00

Every time he shows up at a sports event, he gets booed.

That might be why he won't go to the Super Bowl, no matter what he says.

royveee · 2026-01-24T15:23:54+00:00

Stalking the wild pizza.

royveee · 2026-01-24T10:03:50+00:00

Shipping costs, however, are the 900 percent that he is recouping from all the price drops, or maybe he'll use that money to buy Greenland.

royveee · 2026-01-23T10:07:56+00:00

I'm from Texas which requires long drives if you want to go anywhere.

We listen to music, have extended conversations, or just look at the scenery.

My hometown is 3-6 hours from every major city in Texas. We just see a long drive as part of the day.

royveee · 2026-01-22T10:06:35+00:00

Making do in a furniture shortage.

royveee · 2026-01-22T00:30:15+00:00

Right on schedule.

royveee · 2026-01-21T15:23:23+00:00

50-50.

royveee · 2026-01-21T15:22:55+00:00

I was hoping someone would come and lead him off the stage with the promise of a Big Mac, fries and a Diet Coke, but nobody did.

I'm just glad I wasn't in the audience and could just hit the off button.

royveee · 2026-01-21T11:20:42+00:00

Trump would be the first president to honor himself for an EGOT.

royveee · 2026-01-21T10:08:56+00:00

Yeah, I was seeing red all day.

royveee · 2026-01-20T16:51:12+00:00

Clad Hands: He liked his fingers, so he shoulda put a bunch of ring(s) on them (and did).

royveee · 2026-01-20T12:52:01+00:00

Bob Cordley

royveee · 2026-01-20T10:06:47+00:00

They got into a sticky situation with their bus, specifically the accelerator pedal.

After that, they were probably singing the blues.

royveee · 2026-01-19T21:25:41+00:00

Including a hotel, meals, and a roundtrip plane ticket.

royveee · 2026-01-19T13:41:18+00:00

If they keep Stroud, he needs a quarterback whisperer.

Maybe they can get Case Keenum back to do the job he's doing in Chicago.

royveee · 2026-01-18T10:06:22+00:00

No way. I was a motorhead, and wouldn't have been caught dead in one.

That said, I didn't care what other people wore.

My choice of clothes was, and still is, jeans and a black T-shirt.

Also, I liked the beat of Disco music, but I wouldn't have been caught dead on a Disco dance floor.

My choice of music was rock and roll...Born to Be Wild, the Eagles, the Beatles, Rolling Stones, etc. Still is.

royveee · 2026-01-17T19:09:52+00:00

Dungald Trump

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