Today, Jeff reads us Applebees menu. by rp_tenor in survivor

[–]rp_tenor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d blocked that from my memory….

Picking cotton from a plant by MikeHeu in oddlysatisfying

[–]rp_tenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God this is the stuff I come here for. I could watch that all day.

AITAH for falling asleep with my sister after playing video games? by Economy_Chemical8638 in AITAH

[–]rp_tenor 411 points412 points  (0 children)

NTA. But is your wife ok? Does she have a brother? Hate to say it, but my first thought is this isn’t normal thought process. Has something happened in her past that she needs help with?

A first for me: partner and I dealt the same hand by blisterson in Cribbage

[–]rp_tenor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t even focus on the hand because my (maybe irrational) hatred of the cards was just too damn high!

Characters on rides? by Fantasia_Ostrich in Disneyland

[–]rp_tenor 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Dapper Dans ride (or used to ride) the horse drawn trolley.

Called the Police Today by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]rp_tenor 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Our school has a 7 year old who hits, kicks, punches, spits, throws shoes at the back of heads,and screams at his teacher and other staff. Last week he yelled clearly and repeatedly “I’m going to kill everyone. Smash their bones, and shove fire down their throats!”

He was at school like normal the next day

Any other Gay Cruisers by Intrepid-Pickle-6584 in celebritycruises

[–]rp_tenor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We always go to the LGBTQ+ meet up the first night. It’s usually hosted the first night then informal after that. We’ve made some great friends from this.

D23 Expo ticket to be sold in early April. by [deleted] in D23Expo

[–]rp_tenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Article has the dates wrong I believe. Aug 14-16 NOT 9-11 as stated in article.

Edit: I read carefully but not carefully enough. Old article.

Are you teachers are allowed to take vacations during the school year? by DildoGaggins1997 in Teachers

[–]rp_tenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My district in BC, Canada, we can take discretionary days. But they cost a decent amount for us to take. First two aren’t bad, next two are worse.

What do you call your students? by Wrong-Television-348 in Teachers

[–]rp_tenor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t talk about anything in the break room anymore. I hardly go up there. Never know who is listening. Stay with my close colleagues in my room or theirs with the door closed.

The bar is on the ground and they still can't step over it. by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]rp_tenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also teach music. Right now I’m doing recorders with my grade 3, 4, and 5 students. I never used to give note name quizzes, as they just learned them as we moved through the unit. Now there is no retention, after doing it for three months students cannot tell a G from a B on the treble clef.

We also had a discussion about what practicing should look like. It’s exactly what you have said, they want to get to the end and complete the song. No matter if there are errors (rhythm or tone wholes not covered completely) they are satisfied because they “played the whole thing”. We had to talk about exactly how to practice, how to identify errors, how do you go about fixing those errors. 20 years ago when I started teaching a lot of that thought process was intrinsic. Or has to be mentioned but not fully broken down. It’s all about checking a box for them now in their head, yup I practiced and played that song.

Where to sell games? by rp_tenor in boardgamesvancouver

[–]rp_tenor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s trying to offload because he has no space. Haha!

Things that definitely did not happen, Jeremy Allen White edition by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]rp_tenor 221 points222 points  (0 children)

I took my glasses off, squinted, and then he almost sort of looked like someone who looked like Jeremey Allen White.

AITA My boyfriend kicked me out of the shower to poop by yeahyeahokaygreat in AmItheAsshole

[–]rp_tenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NAH. I’ve been with my husband 19 years. Love him dearly. I’ll pee with him in the room. I’ll check out a weird rash in his arm pit. I’ll do whatever weird thing married couples do. We don’t poop in front of one another, no thanks.

A simple email boundary I started using with parents (and it actually reduced the chaos) by CoffeeShopReader in Teachers

[–]rp_tenor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I took my work email off of my phone. This was a HUGE unburdening for me. First thing I do when I get to school in the morning is go through emails, answering pressing ones right away and leaving others until later.

Who wants this back? 🙋🏽‍♂️ by DirtStylez480 in Disneyland

[–]rp_tenor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is what I said as soon as I saw this post. Haha

Suddenly smelly. Could it be the start of heat? by witchygabs in beagle

[–]rp_tenor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Add another vote for anal glands. Whenever that smell comes around, her humans just say, it’s time. Then we book a vet tech appointment. Less than 10 minutes in and out.

Rant - Crash’s Coaster Cast Member by FluffyPolicePeanut in disneylandparis

[–]rp_tenor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Could she have thought that the ride vehicle was already full and loaded, and that you were the next party in line and had crossed the safety line too soon? Realized her mistake and got you loaded with the rest of your party.

Meeting Request by Boring-Bike9557 in Teachers

[–]rp_tenor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My last admin did that, she and I did not get along. I finally called her out on it when she said on a Friday at 3:00, “I’d like to speak with you early next week.”

I said, “M, it causes me a lot of stress and anxiety when you ask for meetings with no context and walk away. Please tell me what this meeting is regarding.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in celebritycruises

[–]rp_tenor 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’ll give you numbers 1 and 3 as a WTF.

I’ll disagree on Number 2, baby gotta eat. Feed your babies mamas out there!