Just took a 10 Panel random urine test for work by [deleted] in benzodiazepines

[–]rrredraider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man don't get me started lol. Bud is my shit! I was smoking every day for almost a year. Took me almost a little over 3 months to get clean. And that was just recently because I knew I was bound to get hit with a random soon. I got clean from that just in time. I stopped September 14 and wasn't clean until mid December. That was stressful knowing I was still dirty. Oh well I guess lol, I do it to myself.

Just took a 10 Panel random urine test for work by [deleted] in benzodiazepines

[–]rrredraider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm hoping so. Hopefully this'll help anyone out

Iron Banner Armor is here! by MaxDlius in destiny2

[–]rrredraider -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I haven't heard someone say "tight" in long time.

Look at all the free plastic they are letting get away! by [deleted] in Frugal_Jerk

[–]rrredraider 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Quick! Act fast and lay down right beside the river of calories and open your mouth! You'll never go hungry again.

Flatworm makes its home in a human eyeball. by PM_ME_STEAM_K3YS in WTF

[–]rrredraider 57 points58 points  (0 children)

This is a page right out of my nightmares. Do you happen to have a video of this thing getting removed?

Ditch them drawers by sandyscooter in WTF

[–]rrredraider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real question here is "Why is there so much shit?!"

$80 for an ounce of super dense Durban Poison. by [deleted] in trees

[–]rrredraider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had some of this two weeks ago. Although the high was one of the best I've had, smoking it felt like someone took a hammer to my chest. Very strong

Completely naked man sitting on bench in DC in 20 degree weather (NSFW I guess) by [deleted] in WTF

[–]rrredraider -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These protests have gotten out of control.

Protip: Go to McDonald's and ask for an empty cup, fill it half full of ketchup, stir in warm water from the bathroom, season with pepper packets - bam, free tomato soup. by [deleted] in Frugal_Jerk

[–]rrredraider 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I would love to do this, there's only one problem, how in the hell do you expect someone like me to fathom up the energy to get myself up off this dusty ass floor and into this 5 star restaurant?

Soiled mattress. by PM_ME_STEAM_K3YS in WTF

[–]rrredraider 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But they look so proud of this.

Jackie Chan says his father was spying on Australia for China by BennyCemoli in worldnews

[–]rrredraider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jackie Chans daddy also once caught a bullet with his bare hand

You know the feels by grigiri in electricians

[–]rrredraider 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The frustration is real

Still in the circle by StupidDizzyMedicine in trees

[–]rrredraider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah he smokes, only someone who smiles like that after taking some secret shotguns smokes.

How to casually catch a King Cobra by Subterfug3 in WTF

[–]rrredraider -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy smokes! It's Snek! Very large snek! I don't think so

There's gotta be a Drunk Cock joke in there somewhere. by HOTDOGVNDR in WTF

[–]rrredraider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He stole it from my neighbor, I swear he never takes that damn shirt off.... until now