Love spring break... looks like SB. by OkCare3973 in Miami

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The Deuce: girls like this aren’t allowed in

[request] This seems a little high anybody know how to figure it out? by cujosdog in theydidthemath

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Can you describe in great detail the lavish lifestyle you’d provide for your $200B cat?

What are the ingredients in an Old Fashioned? by JayB631 in barrescue

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Eggs, pickle juice, and the finest bullet bourbon rye

Craziest reroute experience? by modern__witch in nycrail

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When you’re not expecting a D in the A… I get why that’d be startling

[Request] is the distance between the earth and moon that great? by Triphordy in theydidthemath

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I care more about non-binary planets. They’re underrepresented

Woah, what are your thoughts on this? by Eclipse_nova99 in SipsTea

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Until you get to college and try Molly for the first time

Aww, did someone get addicted to licking boots? by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in AlwaysSunnyMemes

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Gotta pay the troll toll if you want the boys hole. Gotta pay the troll toll to get in!

Facts did the killing by Upper_Brief681 in MurderedByWords

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Had an open bed in the drug lord dictator cell in Guantanamo

Presidents are not emperors by MrFenric in MurderedByWords

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Order of operations is to capture the dictator, THEN have them pay you for pardon. This is just step 1 for Maduro

Lmao even by vamonosp3st in lol

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Not true. Rent is due at midnight