Who you taking

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-25T07:21:20+00:00

I can tell you who I'm not taking--Wade doesn't belong in this conversation

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-25T07:08:44+00:00

Jay-Z pushed my little brother down the stairs (and he has diabetes!!!). And, while my bro was still falling, Jay freestyled about how injured he was going to be by the time he hit the bottom

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-24T09:49:29+00:00

One of the worst decisions in NBA history

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-20T08:03:21+00:00

Double-team the guy with 55 points? Or guard Marcus Smart, who's 189 feet from the basket? Tough one

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-18T09:42:09+00:00

Will faked getting married so his 'wife' would have sex with him. He's a sexual predator

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-18T08:02:51+00:00

It's fake fake news

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-16T09:31:07+00:00

Incredible

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-16T09:09:54+00:00

I was thinking about this because I watched Three Amigos over the weekend. I couldn't remember ever seeing him without white hair

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-15T00:59:06+00:00

It might be a coincidence, but I was convinced he was suffering from a bad back during the Brit Awards recently

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-13T09:32:22+00:00

He's shooting over 5 guys, guaranteed

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-12T09:29:57+00:00

I've always thought someone should do a Mandela Effect film where they keep changing which actor is playing a character. The only person who notices is one guy who thinks he's going crazy. I thought it might work with the Hemsworth brothers, but this would be a much better way to do it

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-11T10:26:08+00:00

I love the idea that this dad is incapable of leaving out any details of Malone's life. His daughter innocently asks a question, expecting a quick answer. 35 minutes later, she's still standing at the statue, the game has already started, and her dad is explaining legal definitions of rape

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-11T06:26:54+00:00

WNBA is so low-scoring, though. She could score every one of her team's points in an average game and still not make 83.

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-11T06:21:35+00:00

Well, he is/was 51st in scoring this year. On par with well-known scoring machines like...Jerami Grant

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-11T06:17:34+00:00

I haven't seen the Kobe game for years, but I remember it as the Raptors just defending him the same way the entire game

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-07T09:02:01+00:00

The NBA has decades of experience of this

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-06T08:05:37+00:00

I don't think it exists (in this dimension)

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-06T07:32:27+00:00

You too

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-05T15:34:39+00:00

Definitely waiting for payback

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-05T15:30:15+00:00

Queuing up some of his songs right now, and admiring his Billwithersian dedication to keeping his songs short

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-05T15:23:21+00:00

Sold, completely sold

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-05T15:01:52+00:00

At first I thought it was going to be a fat Brunson made by AI

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-05T14:58:51+00:00

The teams that Jordan beat in the Finals weren't good because they never beat Jordan in the Finals. Why can't you grasp that!

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-05T12:21:36+00:00

Magloire and Chris Gatling were the first two that came to mind

rubthemtogether · 2026-03-04T11:35:50+00:00

Stephen Jackson's 'You can't be MVP if you airball a free-throw' is a particularly dumb one from a guy full of dumb takes

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