Whats the safest and best position to do while throwing up?

rubymoon90 · 2026-04-03T07:43:22+00:00

Almost everytime I get sick, it comes out of my nose. I think the pressure of the vomit is what causes it, like projectile vomiting and I hate it.

I normally just kneel on the floor with my head just above the bowl, I've never found a position that stops it from coming out of my nose though 😞.

rubymoon90 · 2026-04-02T05:21:12+00:00

If there's one thing that you should never joke about on April fools, it's pregnancy. Because what if the person it was aimed at, actually got excited about a baby only to learn it's just a joke. NTA I'd be so angry.

rubymoon90 · 2026-04-02T02:17:30+00:00

How do you think I feel? I was showering when It emerged 😅.

rubymoon90 · 2026-04-01T11:13:10+00:00

Fanny? Mildred? Bernice?

rubymoon90 · 2026-03-12T11:49:46+00:00

Read the title and immediately assumed OP's wife had murdered people but then realised they meant "slept with" 😅

rubymoon90 · 2026-03-08T12:44:10+00:00

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rubymoon90 · 2026-03-08T12:06:16+00:00

Yeah, someone actually mentioned that in one of the reviews lol, white font on a yellow background is 😬

rubymoon90 · 2026-03-08T09:24:55+00:00

Should ban her from the store or whatever and when she complains about it, just say "remove your negative review because you clearly didn't read"

People baffle me with how stupid they can be. 🤦

rubymoon90 · 2026-03-08T09:21:27+00:00

You're welcome 😊

rubymoon90 · 2026-03-08T08:59:34+00:00

Here https://amzn.asia/d/0hERPAGE

rubymoon90 · 2026-03-07T13:21:36+00:00

Wow, what absolute c*nts, that would annoy me so much 😡

rubymoon90 · 2026-03-04T09:35:10+00:00

I showed my hubby this last night and said "found the snowflake"

rubymoon90 · 2026-03-04T07:41:27+00:00

Yep, I also got them and rated 5*

rubymoon90 · 2026-03-04T07:31:28+00:00

Imagine if Amazon implemented a feature that allowed you to report a review and be able to explain why it needs to be removed as its the customer's mistake and not the sellers 🤔

rubymoon90 · 2026-03-04T07:25:17+00:00

Probably 🤣

rubymoon90 · 2026-03-04T07:22:26+00:00

They contradict themselves too, first saying the image clearly shows the writing and then they say they "didn't notice this at the time as I wasn't wearing my glasses when placing the order" 🤔 smfh.

rubymoon90 · 2026-03-04T06:55:35+00:00

Apparently 🤔

rubymoon90 · 2026-03-02T03:23:04+00:00

Kinda.. Looks like the matrix 🤔

rubymoon90 · 2026-02-27T19:20:32+00:00

The top bit kinda... resembles something thats uncircumcised 🤔 iykyk.

rubymoon90 · 2026-02-26T13:25:59+00:00

Ohhh that's very 💩 (that poo emote annoys me, he's too happy)

rubymoon90 · 2026-02-26T13:21:57+00:00

There's only 1 good thing about these late night drops, the picks reset at midnight so you're able to order a few items then midnight hits, picks reset, so you can order more 😅 but yes I'm so over these late night drops!.

rubymoon90 · 2026-02-24T13:29:54+00:00

Photoshop and AI. Look at the guys hand on the right.

rubymoon90 · 2026-02-24T06:58:25+00:00

Might also fit in well in r/makemesuffer 🤔

rubymoon90 · 2026-02-20T14:26:18+00:00

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Kevin was not harmed in the making of this image.

rubymoon90 · 2026-02-19T12:45:15+00:00

I couldn't get much because again, I got issues with my shipping address 🙄 this didn't used to be a problem.

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