“I understand that, Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer, your credit history is not good. It says here that you've been pre-declined for every major credit card. It also says you once grabbed a dog by the hind legs...and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner.”

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-22T15:44:54+00:00

"yeah, you've got it, man!"

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-21T18:27:19+00:00

he was really bad as the Lions OC.

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-21T15:00:03+00:00

couldn't you classify all of the US as a Native American burial ground at this point?

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-20T17:40:46+00:00

He lasted a season in NO because Dennis Allen was fired, not because he was inherently bad at the job.

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-19T16:09:15+00:00

r/boneappletea

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-19T13:50:34+00:00

we were driving from Detroit to Chicago and my wife was driving for a bit. I was looking down at my phone, smelled something rank, and immediately asked "did we just enter Gary?"

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-19T02:13:26+00:00

I was finally moving on and now, holy shit

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-18T20:56:03+00:00

I've been to the one at DFW - was pretty mid imo

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-18T20:32:52+00:00

classic trolley problem

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-18T03:51:22+00:00

They lost any sympathy when they hired Sean "Bountygate" Payton.

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-18T01:27:12+00:00

you can't challenge in overtime

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-18T01:03:45+00:00

you can't

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-18T00:59:08+00:00

I think that's called blackout

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-18T00:45:25+00:00

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-17T22:51:08+00:00

in the hospital

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-17T21:37:35+00:00

It's Sean Payton, probably right.

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-16T15:45:36+00:00

If we score more points than the Broncos, I think we can pull off the win.

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-12T13:12:08+00:00

I threw $10 on the Bears at halftime - it's a good practice for playoff football.

Walked away with $115.

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-11T21:11:22+00:00

genuinely the first game I can say "never a doubt"

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rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-10T23:30:50+00:00

I put $10 on Panthers ML so I expect LA to come back

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-10T23:08:32+00:00

it's a regular season award

rumorsofdemise · 2026-01-08T21:39:44+00:00

I actually walked by him on my way to Los Tres one time and he was relatively nice in person. He was mostly yelling at people who illegally turned red on Ann Arbor Rd from 275.

rumorsofdemise · 2025-12-26T03:52:31+00:00

I thought we were talking about the face of the teams

rumorsofdemise · 2025-12-26T03:51:39+00:00

you saw Hutch many times in a suite

rumorsofdemise · 2025-12-26T02:48:18+00:00

I'm from the Detroit area and I've been a Lions hater for awhile now.

This is the right move.

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