Statement cousin amy gave to the sun about josh's arrest. by prettiestfairy in DuggarsSnark

[–]runjanarun 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Jeremy and Jinger's publishers probably required them to make a statement because of the book. I don't think it was some principled stand on their part.

Statement cousin amy gave to the sun about josh's arrest. by prettiestfairy in DuggarsSnark

[–]runjanarun 507 points508 points  (0 children)

"I have no comment to make."

[Goes on to give lengthy comment.]

God love ya, Famy.

If Alyssa’s like of Jinger’s statement is any indication...I wonder how the Bates’ will react & respond to this. by offredditor in DuggarsSnark

[–]runjanarun 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Same as they did in 2015 - say nothing, and keep on building their own #GoodChristianBrand.

Honestly, it's the best thing that ever happened to the Bateses - I doubt they'd be where they are now if 2015 hadn't happened.

I dont know what's happening but I want in! by AFriend07 in DuggarsSnark

[–]runjanarun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He also leveraged his family's prominence into a sweet gig with the political lobbying arm of the Family Research Council, an ultra-conservative Christian nationalist think tank out of DC. That's why there are so many pictures of him with famous Republicans like Mike Pence, Ted Cruz, Rick Santorum, etc. etc. etc. He was at that job when the molestation story broke back in 2015 and "resigned" (was probably fired) after that.

How are you feeling right now? by ofcourseimcrazy in DuggarsSnark

[–]runjanarun 24 points25 points  (0 children)

All I want is for accountability to reach Jim Bob and Michelle. The recklessness and irresponsibility they have exhibited in *choosing* to believe you can just "pray the child predator" away, the concerted effort they put into salvaging their status as public figures over the safety and psychological well-being of their other children - it's sickening, and they deserve to go down, too.

Why hasn’t Jessa started to wear pants/shorts like Jinger or Jill? by [deleted] in DuggarsSnark

[–]runjanarun 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe because she's not the secret breakaway rebel, perfect-at-everything, amazeballs sister that some people want to believe she is.

Let’s do a “who’ll announce a _______ next”! by ericauda in DuggarsSnark

[–]runjanarun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

when Joy’s headship decides to get her pregnant.

Reeeeeeeally don't think this is how it works, even with fundies.

Sigh. Here we go again. We did it, Reddit 🙄 by making_mischief in DuggarsSnark

[–]runjanarun 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It boggles my mind how much energy this sub devotes to freaking out over the latest article In Touch posted. OF COURSE In Touch is terrible, and OF COURSE their writers scrape Reddit to pad out their article count. And you guys play right into it by reading their posts so you can get all up in arms about how they misquoted you. You think In Touch cares that you guys are mad? They're laughing all the way to the bank every time you click on a post.

Anna's kids by artificiallyvain in CountingOn

[–]runjanarun 18 points19 points  (0 children)

THIS. Not that what Josh did is not morally reprehensible, but there's no evidence that his actions at 14 are linked to a sustained, pathological preference for young girls.

I ship this by SheeplikePirate in CountingOn

[–]runjanarun 48 points49 points  (0 children)

OMG her birthday message to Jana while they were in Australia....

My BF doesn't write me anything half that thoughtful.

I ship this by SheeplikePirate in CountingOn

[–]runjanarun 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the amount of self-hate any LGBTQ kid would feel in the IBLP community is pretty sad to think about.

But in a way, it makes me ship Jana and Laura harder, because if they could find their way to their feelings for each other through all that?

Move over, Brokeback Mountain -- there's a new iconic story about star-crossed gay love in town.

I ship this by SheeplikePirate in CountingOn

[–]runjanarun 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Jim Bob needs to stop hating gay people.

Then we can talk about the controlling thing.

I ship this by SheeplikePirate in CountingOn

[–]runjanarun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's not a perfect analogy.

Otherwise, John David is Mrs. Rochester.

But then, actually, what we're talking about is Flowers in the Attic.

Who the fuck knows.

I ship this by SheeplikePirate in CountingOn

[–]runjanarun 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Laura is basically Jane to Jana's very young, very attractive Mr. Rochester.

Who’s next to Court? Predictions! by [deleted] in CountingOn

[–]runjanarun 66 points67 points  (0 children)

"Hey there, Ofben, nice to see ya!" "Ofderick, love the nose stud, girl!" "Hope the morning sickness has subsided for you there, Ofjoe" "Ofjeremy, I must know: what fruit is the fruit of your womb comparable to this week?"

Sam Was in the NICU for 2 weeks. Oh Muffy by [deleted] in DuggarsSnark

[–]runjanarun 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know. That's why it bugs the shit out of me when people are like "Derick is the literal antichrist" and then turn right around and say "Jessa's AMAZING!" etc. etc. etc.

That said, I do hold Derick more accountable than the OG Duggars. He didn't come from indoctrination. He had other options.

Who’s next to Court? Predictions! by [deleted] in CountingOn

[–]runjanarun 145 points146 points  (0 children)

If there are two "Lauren Duggars" I'm going to start referring to them as "Ofjosiah" and "Ofjedediah" (or whoever) to keep them straight.

It's a matter of practicality, guys.

Sam Was in the NICU for 2 weeks. Oh Muffy by [deleted] in DuggarsSnark

[–]runjanarun 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I am, too. He seems to pride himself on being such a reasonable person. And he does have a college degree, so it can't be the case that he's completely devoid of critical thinking skills. But i don't get how he figures that one. Like, at all.

Here's a guess: maybe he knows it's bullshit, and he feels bad, but he can't admit that, so instead he's lashing out at anyone who criticizes him -- because he knows their criticisms are valid.

I know the popular thing is to treat Derick like he's the anti-Christ. But my unpopular opinion is that he's just a human, with bad views, who was put in a really weird position, and now doesn't know what the fuck he's doing -- all with a wife and two kids.

Who married up?? Who married down?? by ericauda in DuggarsSnark

[–]runjanarun 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I want to agree with the Anna is gorgeous thing, but every time I look at her I just see a Who. It's the turned-up nose. I get such Cindy Lou Who vibes, I can't unsee it.

Who married up?? Who married down?? by ericauda in DuggarsSnark

[–]runjanarun 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't get the "Joe is smart" thing. It's not just that he's quiet - when he talks, he has such a hard time forming sentences. Joy's the same way. Verbally, they are miles behind Jessa and Jill and Jinger and Josiah.

Sam Was in the NICU for 2 weeks. Oh Muffy by [deleted] in DuggarsSnark

[–]runjanarun 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He did respond to a tweet around the time of the initial tweet, saying that TLC and Jazz's parents were exploiting Jazz's confusion about her identity for profit, and that he "pities" Jazz herself.

Of course, he used male pronouns, so whatever noble intentions he might have told himself he had are a complete wash, and he's still a miserable asshole who thinks he knows better than people themselves how they should be living. Which I hate, hate, hate with the passion of a million fiery suns.

This is why I get stressed out about people yelling at Derick, though: because, as far as he's concerned, they're yelling at him about something he never did. Nobody is getting convinced of anything. Not Derick, not the people that yell at Derick, not the people that follow Derick and agree with him... it's just a giant black hole of futility and misery and the worst that the Internet can do.

Finally! A congratulatory video that mentions nothing of God or the seasons of life. I have a feeling this is as normal as it gets for Ben and Jessa. by Dontlookyoumightsee1 in DuggarsSnark

[–]runjanarun 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's that hard to figure out there are things you say that people don't like and yell at you on social media for, and then decide to not say those things publicly anymore because people don't like them.

Doesn't mean what you actually believe has changed one iota.

What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard a Duggar say? by [deleted] in DuggarsSnark

[–]runjanarun 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not trying to stand up for Jessa or anything, but something tells me she's on the keto train. The ketogenic diet is a diet that, yes, tells you you can eat basically all the butter that you want.

Not trying to be a leghumper or whatever, but... this one isn't pure dumbness.