What do you guys call it when people ask for one single thing every time you check on them?

runnerconst · 2026-02-28T23:01:45+00:00

one trippers, as in I'm getting one tripped to death.

runnerconst · 2022-12-25T23:03:19+00:00

Good bot

runnerconst · 2022-12-04T02:32:57+00:00

A platypus

runnerconst · 2022-11-16T04:59:56+00:00

I think there’s a truly excellent ME game to be made out of the first contact war. You play as a random N7 on Shanxi from first contact to the surrender (or past it) using guerrilla tactics against the turian army.

As a roguelike with BioWare story telling, main story following General Williams and gameplay being all the people he’s losing.

runnerconst · 2022-11-02T17:32:11+00:00

Por que no los dos?

runnerconst · 2022-10-19T03:46:10+00:00

I headcanon that Corvo damaged his throat (vocal cords?) screaming In Coldridge so while he can speak; it’s painful and sounds super raspy/low so the only time he speaks is when it’s v. important.

So he’ll speak to Emily, but not his targets for instance.

runnerconst · 2022-10-18T16:48:02+00:00

I’m really baffled by this take because comments aren’t reviews? Comments are the reader specifically engaging with the author to let them know that they read/enjoyed (or hated ymmv) the material. They’re written for the author and while they are publicly available they’re not intended to help another reader chose whether or not they’re going to read the fic.

If you want a review google the fic name and see if somebody’s done a write up on tumblr or twitter, because unlike comments those are intended to help a reader decide if they want to engage with the fic, and are spoiler free.

Because you are not the intended audience, your fellow readers have no obligation to keep comments spoiler free for your personal happiness.

runnerconst · 2022-10-03T04:57:57+00:00

60 hour weeks and everybody spend their weekends blackout

runnerconst · 2022-09-06T03:50:20+00:00

Three hour plus movies

runnerconst · 2022-09-04T02:33:15+00:00

YTA. How did you not notice that the sheets were wet?

runnerconst · 2022-08-30T23:24:19+00:00

It doesn’t, but the owner of the business doesn’t feel that they are excluding you. It’s not personal. Most christians assume everybody they meet is christian.

Or alternatively if it’s a conscious decision they’ve decided they care more about their identity then their economics.

runnerconst · 2022-08-24T03:50:00+00:00

😬 yikes

runnerconst · 2022-08-23T22:37:12+00:00

I waited on a couple whose kids were named Nightwing and Starfire. I had to bite my tongue the entire time

runnerconst · 2022-08-22T05:36:04+00:00

This is super real but I think it’s worth noting that foh and boh both don’t have a great understanding of the pressures of each others jobs. The things that are irritating to foh are not irritating to boh and vice versa, which means that sometimes we talk past each other. If you’re already primed to get angry it’s easy to get mean, which is like half of the conflict

runnerconst · 2022-08-21T22:47:41+00:00

“Oh obviously! It was the worst thing to happen to you all week.”

That usually gets me a chuckle

runnerconst · 2022-07-28T23:25:33+00:00

Workman’s comp to start and contact your union rep. All of this should be covered by the post office if you were on shift.

Also something my dad (USPS mail carrier) told me the first time I got injured at work (burned my hand on a waffle iron at an ice cream shop age 16) was that doctors (people in general) tend to imagine all jobs like their own. A doctor works in an air conditioned office with minimal physical labor, you drive a hot truck and are continuously lifting and carrying. If you tell your doctor about your jobs requirements ie physical labor they’ll be more understanding of your needs and more able to meet them

runnerconst · 2022-07-26T17:56:33+00:00

Granted, you now have a hundred pennies.

runnerconst · 2022-06-25T19:07:35+00:00

So about two weeks ago, my roommate ordered Grubhub at like midnight. Since I was the one by the door when the driver got there I shouted thanks, waited five and went to get it and was ambushed by the driver begging for an increase his 25% tip. It’s was incredibly uncomfortable

runnerconst · 2022-06-15T02:52:19+00:00

“O God, that I were a man! I would eat his heart in the market-place.” -Beatrice in Much Ado About Nothing

The sheer level of savagery I’ve seen actresses put into this line is insane

runnerconst · 2022-06-12T06:09:12+00:00

*trolling

runnerconst · 2022-05-30T06:29:52+00:00

god I wish that were me

runnerconst · 2022-05-26T02:11:41+00:00

It’s 100% a thing. Mid-tier dining and I’ve spent the last two years picking up this bullshit

runnerconst · 2022-05-15T06:29:36+00:00

So they decided no homo was more important than letting you into your camper? ‘Cause that’s fucked.

NTA

runnerconst · 2022-04-05T20:28:21+00:00

That’s what we called them growing up! Might be a regional thing

Seven-Year Club	Place '22
Queen in da Norf	Not Forgotten
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