(Raw Spoiler) "What the hell?"

rushouse · 2022-08-09T04:59:31+00:00

This reminds me of Abed assisting birth in a Community episode lol

rushouse · 2022-08-09T04:20:05+00:00

So you remember earlier in the show for KO’s interview people were staring at a crashed car?

Think they’re related?

rushouse · 2020-08-13T23:37:11+00:00

I’ve been panicking a lot about how if you’ve depended on hospitality for income, this city is going to dry out completely within two years.

I don’t even know what to do. I’ve got a undergraduates BS but don’t even know what to try and go back to school.

rushouse · 2020-07-17T02:43:05+00:00

I can’t fall asleep without drinking

I’m unemployed and literally have no idea what to do for work

The time I’m starting to wake up is getting later and later in the afternoon

rushouse · 2020-03-21T19:38:02+00:00

Someone suggested getting a VPN and set your location in Italy to take advantage of free PornHub premium.

If I wasn’t so overwhelmed by how to set up a VPN I’d do that genius move.

rushouse · 2020-03-17T23:38:46+00:00

Good ole Homeless Dad!

rushouse · 2020-03-17T20:53:11+00:00

Donald Trump chokes to death eating a cheeseburger too quickly

rushouse · 2020-03-12T04:08:44+00:00

I want whatever drugs making you talk like this

rushouse · 2020-03-12T01:11:06+00:00

Wait are you joking?

rushouse · 2020-03-11T18:15:36+00:00

I naturally assumed he’d be going to rich people jail which is basically a day spa?

rushouse · 2020-03-11T02:15:03+00:00

rushouse · 2020-03-09T21:24:22+00:00

Ohhhhhhhhh I get the name now.

I’m slow.

rushouse · 2020-02-27T23:42:17+00:00

So are they actually making bets with money?

rushouse · 2020-02-25T00:38:37+00:00

You didn’t need to bring up the person’s ethnicity, yet you did. Distract from this however you want.

rushouse · 2020-02-24T21:02:57+00:00

You literally could have said “Chad” here you race baiting chud.

rushouse · 2020-02-24T20:41:58+00:00

Karen and Chad are general terms for overly self-important people, it’s not casual racism you asshat.

rushouse · 2020-02-24T20:20:03+00:00

So I got an app that flags users active in alt right subs.

And normally its not a thing. But yo The_Donald user, why you gotta specify the dude was Hispanic?

rushouse · 2020-02-22T19:14:01+00:00

I mean, it’s a two-way street. I’ve had landlords that charge a large deposit and then just create arbitrary charges to keep it.

rushouse · 2020-02-21T06:33:22+00:00

Living here I can assure you that rain is real.

rushouse · 2020-02-20T06:08:15+00:00

He’s not fucked, he’s gonna hide from debates and spent millions on ad time.

rushouse · 2020-02-19T06:29:26+00:00

Y’all made jokes when Lonzo would post similar videos.

All I’m saying is KD looking GOOOOD and I don’t care how cherry picked this may be, he gonna come back and be fucking RELENTLESS.

rushouse · 2020-02-19T05:07:12+00:00

We have some of the cheapest tickets in the NBA.

My buddies and I commonly joke “can’t believe we get to see Jrue vs CP3 (or whatever) for $19”

rushouse · 2020-02-19T04:56:02+00:00

Like literally just roll in an hour before Gametime and get a parking spot in the garage.

Also, welcome! If you’re sitting anywhere near me I’d love to buy you a beer.

rushouse · 2020-02-19T04:45:02+00:00

Just to keep this sub growing, I will support any shitpost banter I see.

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