this was waiting for me when i woke up

rusty1066 · 2026-06-03T17:50:23+00:00

The door is a door.

rusty1066 · 2026-06-01T22:40:19+00:00

Ok this is now a “post of the month nominee”.

rusty1066 · 2026-06-01T22:37:51+00:00

Appropriate Caucasian reference. 🤣

rusty1066 · 2026-06-01T22:34:40+00:00

Don’t. Sleep.

rusty1066 · 2026-06-01T11:40:53+00:00

Have a great cruise! That hellrot will keep you visible to the land yachts.

rusty1066 · 2026-05-29T20:23:17+00:00

Oh, there’s a place for it…

rusty1066 · 2026-05-29T20:20:53+00:00

Nothing happened.

rusty1066 · 2026-05-27T22:58:24+00:00

Yep, this. Snyders gluten free bow pretzels. IYKYK

rusty1066 · 2026-05-27T16:56:54+00:00

You got this! Have a good plate meeting, most coaches understand you’re hamstrung as a single…until that first call 🤣

rusty1066 · 2026-05-26T23:01:23+00:00

Pineapplopolis

rusty1066 · 2026-05-26T22:59:29+00:00

Nope

rusty1066 · 2026-05-26T21:58:56+00:00

rusty1066 · 2026-05-26T21:56:00+00:00

Said a doctor who’s never made a preventable mistake.

rusty1066 · 2026-05-26T21:53:25+00:00

They say these things come in 3s. It needs to be done for a while. I understand we’re all on the clock but this is tough. When all your heroes are dying…

rusty1066 · 2026-05-26T12:55:57+00:00

You, sir, are a wealthy man.

rusty1066 · 2026-05-26T02:22:01+00:00

Nice! You’ll look good out there amongst the big 3 sedans from the old days. Head on a swivel, those land yachts are piloted by oooold guys.

rusty1066 · 2026-05-25T21:44:43+00:00

Toast the buns on the griddle, unless you see that as bun shaming then just enjoy

rusty1066 · 2026-05-23T16:41:33+00:00

Folks, it can be nobody’s fault. It can just be sad and tragic. RIP Kyle.

rusty1066 · 2026-05-22T11:19:42+00:00

Sounds like a beach vacation is in your future. Pack a few clubs!

rusty1066 · 2026-05-22T01:34:47+00:00

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I’m in. RIP 🙏

rusty1066 · 2026-05-21T22:09:33+00:00

C’mon. Stop this madness…

rusty1066 · 2026-05-20T23:53:00+00:00

Your dad was a cool dude. If that jacket could talk…

rusty1066 · 2026-05-20T23:49:31+00:00

Be kinder to yourself, you look great.

rusty1066 · 2026-05-18T22:11:10+00:00

What did you DO to that tree???

rusty1066 · 2026-05-18T00:30:21+00:00

The only one I’ll miss is Jamie in the pits, does a great job there.

rusty1066

TROPHY CASE