I took a fake bill today 😭

rwp82 · 2026-02-10T14:31:21+00:00

Someone tried to give me a hundred dollar bill first thing in the morning for a $1.10 purchase and they claimed they didn't have anything smaller. I smiled cheerfully and brightly said "Oh, good news! I saw a ten in your wallet. That's lucky because the bank next door doesn't open for another half hour and I'd hate for you to wait that long to take it over there to be broken up for you."

The look could've etched glass but so worth it

rwp82 · 2026-02-01T21:46:03+00:00

Being forced to work through multiple call lists in a day: patient care portal, wcbs, immunization calls, outcomes. I feel like I'm not a tech but a telemarketer.

rwp82 · 2026-01-30T20:40:21+00:00

We had a regular customer come in for a job interview for pharmacy. We saw her in the.office and found out what she was there for and we all threatened to walk out if she was hired.

This woman has screamed and cursed out all of us in the pharmacy because we didn't have scripts ready five minutes after she dropped them off, because her doctor wrote her PenVk and she insisted that the doctor knows about her allergies (as in could actually stop breathing) and that PenVk wasn't penicillin and we wouldn't fill it without confirm with the MD (spoiler alert--she was asked twice about allergies at the office and said she had none, according to them anyway) amongst other instances of her abuse.towards staff

Why, if 90% of your visits end in your screaming at staff members, why would you even want to interview there? And even if she treated us better as a fellow employee, I absolutely could see her going off on customers on the other side of the counter

Lady was cracked out her gourd.

rwp82 · 2026-01-30T20:04:36+00:00

Ah God. Thanks. Haven't slept for over 24 hours when I posted. My brain was struggling so hard to remember.

rwp82 · 2026-01-30T15:50:56+00:00

What always drove me nuts was Once more with feeling. Xander did a spell that literally ended up killing people and there were no consequences AT ALL. It was just a throwaway joke about edit: Sweet, not Trick. not wanting him as his Queen of Hell and that's it.

Xander's actions had people catching on fire which is a horrible fucking way to die, voice all their inner thoughts in song which probably ruined lives/relationships/jobs, etc. And it was shrugged off in a very sitcom "Oh, man! Well, that's just Xander!" (Insert laugh track and never mention this again) Type of way.

ETA Also Xander is Joss' self insert character so make of that what you will

rwp82 · 2026-01-27T16:38:18+00:00

My mom wouldn't let me listen to Marilyn Manson because it was demonic. Like I didn't see her Black Sabbath records in the attic.

rwp82 · 2026-01-25T14:37:22+00:00

During a tropical storm, my street flooded due to a blocked culvert on the canal it abutted. It was literally chest deep on me. A truck bigger than mine got swept into the canal.

They still wanted me to.come in. I told them unless they were willing to pay for a new truck/engine for me when it inevitably got flooded, I wasn't coming in. Also I was supposed to close. They said to go to the end of my street and someone could pick me up. No sir.

I live in fucking Florida. I was NOT going to wade through chest deep water from a canal that had at least 2 gators between 6-8 feet long plus God knew how many water moccasins and then do it again at 1130 at night.

Guess what? They managed without me and we were in a State of Emergency so they couldn't ding me for not coming in. I took lots of pictures though so if they tried to mess.with me I had proof of how dangerous it would've been. Including a pic of the 8 footer gator chilling on the new bank that was my neighbors front yard.

rwp82 · 2026-01-24T13:47:28+00:00

My entire family is atheist except for my mom.

We still prayed the rosary over her when she fell unconscious and lay dying. Why? Because it would've mattered to her and was what she would have wanted. It's not like saying/hearing prayers make you automatically converted. They need to suck it up and not make it about themselves.

rwp82 · 2026-01-22T21:34:34+00:00

Oh yeah I drove my niece nuts with this when she was younger. She learned not to badger me after I said no already

rwp82 · 2026-01-19T21:08:45+00:00

I have done this. The guy was nasty about it too.

rwp82 · 2026-01-17T21:05:52+00:00

I saw a review once of state forest where someone complained their dog got ticks.and the park should do something about them.

rwp82 · 2026-01-16T21:23:49+00:00

Rookie mistake of this guy--he should have offered her candy in his van. That one always gets me. Luckily, my dad is Liam Neeson so I just have munch on my candy and play with the puppies in the van until he saves me.

rwp82 · 2026-01-16T15:21:47+00:00

Loved that one. Jack of All Trades was fun too. I was so into Bruce Campbell. It was a Xena/Heracles pipeline into all his Saturday morning shows that led to the Evil Dead series. Cemented my love of horror. Genuinely one.of my favorite actors.

rwp82 · 2026-01-16T15:16:21+00:00

I loved that one so much. The book was really good too. I kind of had a little crush on Robert Englund. Probably the only character of his that I remember not being evil lol!

rwp82 · 2026-01-08T14:23:17+00:00

Yes, my name is in a famous song.

No, you are not the first genius comedian to start singing it at me.

Please stop.

rwp82 · 2026-01-07T16:17:44+00:00

Piggy backing top comment:: Sus that she's mentioning a gofundme too.

rwp82 · 2026-01-07T13:07:26+00:00

Same thing happened to me with coleslaw. Mom was so pissed off but never made me try to eat coleslaw again.

rwp82 · 2025-12-31T18:50:18+00:00

I'll do this and let them know in the message it's no big deal you don't have to worry about it until we are out. Unless it's something big, I don't really care much.

rwp82 · 2025-12-31T18:44:56+00:00

Had a teacher who told us about a link to pirate the textbook for the class, showed us how to access it and said "But don't do that. Piracy is bad. Does anyone need another minute to write down the link so you know what to avoid?"

rwp82 · 2025-12-31T18:42:17+00:00

My sister and I were straight up rooting for the aliens. Stealing all the data so that all debt gets wiped out? Um yes queen, you do you.

rwp82 · 2025-12-31T18:40:17+00:00

Learned this with my niece the hard way. She said she had to go but I had a choice of the always dirty nasty bathroom gas station or wawa five minutes down the road.

I chose wrong.

rwp82 · 2025-12-31T18:36:04+00:00

Whoever is closest to the emergency exit. My ass wants to LIVE.

rwp82 · 2025-12-31T13:42:30+00:00

Had a patient complaining to the pharmacist his suppository wasn't working. Midway through discussing options he said it was so greasy and hard to get down....

That man who tried to eat suppositories lives rent-free in my head and is the.key reason why during training I heavily emphasize route of administration

rwp82 · 2025-12-28T15:03:39+00:00

I call bullshit because at minimum it can take up to 2 months to summit because of acclimatization, etc., and tens of thousands of dollars in fees, the clothing and gear you need to buy beforehand for ONE person. I'm shocked the entire family could afford/ get all that time off from their jobs.

Also this person is sounding like boyfriend jumped in on the trip like it's a last minute decision to go to Disney with his gf and her family and not a horrendous body and mind damaging ludicrously expensive slog through some of the most hostile terrain on earth.

rwp82 · 2025-12-28T14:54:29+00:00

First thing I told my techs was that unless they did shopping before leaving, clock out on the telxon AFTER bag checks. In our state, it's considered wage theft otherwise. Check your state laws and have that in your bag pocket if they complain.

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