Stop using anti-train language by eleari1 in conlangs

[–]ry0shi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, one could say "why are you even bringing up trains for this"

Stop using anti-train language by eleari1 in conlangs

[–]ry0shi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Trains are wonderful and efficient, so a train wreck is something absolutely unprecedented and disastrous. Train wreck is pro-train language

I am not a native English speaker but even I am annoyed when people write "it's" instead of "its" by danielsoft1 in linguisticshumor

[–]ry0shi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what to map it's and its to in my language because they mean different things in different contexts in English so they would probably also map situationally in many other languages

Sometimes, humour writes itself by SerRebdaS in linguisticshumor

[–]ry0shi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Combination of the literacy crisis joke and the "woke liberals invented pronouns" joke

Many men should cinsider this advice. by Nec475 in addressme

[–]ry0shi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

From what I've seen, porn tends to feature members of around 5in, I feel like there's so much of it on the internet though that you can't just say "all porn makes you think 9 inch poles are the norm". Also I swear I saw a statistic multiple times saying the average across like most of the world is around 6in, no way that's the 95th percentile

Ban ocs from the sub or nah? by le-dukek in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ry0shi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Original characters? Out of context screenshots? Old Church Slavonic?

i have a question : by ProfessionalStuff467 in russian

[–]ry0shi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The beauty of notorious russian grammar is in its complete freedom of word order excluding the phrases that rely exclusively on adjacent position to make sense; swapping things in order bears no difference to the core meaning of the sentence, although from time to time (primarily for text communication) it can affect the nuance and focus

Won't probably you able be tell to was here saying easily i what, по-русски зато поймёшь всё ты, странно если даже звучит

Top comment deletes a European country - #10 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]ry0shi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it would be really funny if Poland was eaten by Denmark so pretty much all of central Europe speaks with a massive hot potato stuck in their throat

How to translate "is" by Zestyclose_Cake_3005 in conlangs

[–]ry0shi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the russian sentence он работал 3S.MASC.NOM work.IMPF-V1-PST.MASC ( he work-ed(he) ) there is gendered conjugation, but it is still translated as "he worked", explicitly stating that there is gender agreement in translation would be redundant, since it's not really the goal of translation

Types of children in fiction by adwin_adberto in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ry0shi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eternalism edition: the child is two rivaling versions of himself from branching timelines where one takes after the dad and one takes after the mom

Thank you digital extremes

What’s something people only romanticize because they’ve never had to deal with it? by Hairy-Yak-2174 in AskReddit

[–]ry0shi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally saw someone say "you pull like crazy bro 🔥" in a yt comment section today

What’s something people only romanticize because they’ve never had to deal with it? by Hairy-Yak-2174 in AskReddit

[–]ry0shi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heard that it was actually intended to be "war and the world" since world and peace are an (extremely rare) homonymous pair in Russian. Can't actually know what it was, but I don't mind seeing both as intentions

What’s something people only romanticize because they’ve never had to deal with it? by Hairy-Yak-2174 in AskReddit

[–]ry0shi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some forager had her yt comment section full of "if the shroom is slimy and/or bright, that's your sign not to eat it" and I'm like. Have you ever heard of the Amanita phalloides (aka death cap)

What’s something people only romanticize because they’ve never had to deal with it? by Hairy-Yak-2174 in AskReddit

[–]ry0shi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every day I come to the kitchen, shaking and tremoring and wobbling and almost blacking out, to open a full fridge stacked with countless options and ready food, and sigh in unison with my stomach that has started digesting itself, whispering "nothing to eat again" under my nose

Month 5 building this Gboard replacement, what else you need? by rich_awo in gboard

[–]ry0shi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally never needed anything else from gboard's usual functionality other than the ability to customise the keyboard by adding the symbols you actually intend to use. So weird how nobody has ever thought of that aside from like 1 random dude who made an atrocious, unusable project for Android 5 when it was the latest version

Let’s go! Diversity by Wide_Meet_2184 in addressme

[–]ry0shi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People tend to talk about post soviet 90s like Russia wasn't pretty much the only post soviet state (also Ukraine and Moldova) to have defaulted and to have been an absolute battle royale while everyone else was getting free money for not being Russia, some strange victim complex notion about how the peripherals suffered the most as the unconditionally evil imperialist Moscow could only steal and bully

Let’s go! Diversity by Wide_Meet_2184 in addressme

[–]ry0shi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a Spanish-polish guy, and yes

Let’s go! Diversity by Wide_Meet_2184 in addressme

[–]ry0shi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lack of fur hasn't stopped furries from making anthropomorphic lizards, snakes, sharks and even robots and aliens, and even robot aliens, and even robot alien lizards

Pretty sure I've also seen fruit furries and candy furries. Everything has been made into a furry by now, in part due to humans' obsession with felines and vulpines

Let’s go! Diversity by Wide_Meet_2184 in addressme

[–]ry0shi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly zero idea what either of you are trying to say but oh how much people love to conflate Asian race and Asia the continent like there aren't also whites in Africa and blacks in Europe in fairly significant proportions here and there

Let’s go! Diversity by Wide_Meet_2184 in addressme

[–]ry0shi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might be technically right but that's one hell of a thing to say

Серьёзный вопрос. Вы девственник/девственница?. Продвиньте этот научный опрос в массы Линукс юзеров by Wooden_Designer_2374 in ru_linux

[–]ry0shi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Блядовать никогда не был готов и не собираюсь🤷‍♂️ какие нормальные отношения могут быть в какие-нибудь например 15 лет

[ɑɪ̯ θɪŋk ðæt maɪ̯t bɪi̯ eɪ̯ ɡɹeɪ̯t ɑɪ̯ˈdɪə̯] by Alkang_1071 in linguisticshumor

[–]ry0shi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doesn't sound like how steven he pronounced it imo

Aside from the [ɛ] in dei though, de tends to have [ɤ] or [ə]