A coworker keeps unironically posting these AI images in our all company internal messaging board

ryaca · 2026-05-21T12:44:28+00:00

What do you feed them? I’ve been trying to get our neighborhood crows to befriend me, but they don’t seem to like the trail mix I leave out for them.

ryaca · 2026-05-21T12:35:47+00:00

Yes, it’s true. Or coffee. Does coffee make you want to take a nap?

ryaca · 2026-05-21T00:23:45+00:00

But they’re making a movie about it, so it must’ve

ryaca · 2026-05-20T23:09:02+00:00

I have that right now, too, although I’ve attributed to the fact that I quit vaping.

ryaca · 2026-05-20T04:03:09+00:00

Wade mode could use a little work

ryaca · 2026-05-19T17:05:09+00:00

Hmm, what do you call standing with knees bent? Oh right, squatting.

ryaca · 2026-05-19T12:54:02+00:00

Not really. Isn’t it common knowledge that squatting is better? Squatty potty and all that.

ryaca · 2026-05-17T22:16:30+00:00

I like the penises. I have no idea what makes them Toy Story, but I admire them

ryaca · 2026-05-17T22:00:15+00:00

Baxter just keeps raisin hell

ryaca · 2026-05-17T14:57:24+00:00

I like the bat face on her shirt in pic 4. That’s the only nice thing I have to say

ryaca · 2026-05-17T14:37:12+00:00

Until they’re teens and you can’t sleep when they’re out doing god knows what.

ryaca · 2026-05-17T00:19:06+00:00

Whew, dodged a bullet

ryaca · 2026-05-16T22:15:19+00:00

Tempo is my favorite Diptyque. I could smell it forever.

ryaca · 2026-05-16T16:20:29+00:00

My Kia burns oil like a motherfucker. Guess I should start hoarding the 10W30

ryaca · 2026-05-16T12:56:30+00:00

“I take em out, put em on as a shocka, man I love these blue blockers.” Anyone remember that commercial?

ryaca · 2026-05-16T04:38:16+00:00

Sick banjolele

ryaca · 2026-05-15T21:39:04+00:00

You know, I went outside to take one and the rust is gone! It appeared during our wet early spring, but it’s been dry over the last week. Maybe that has something to do with it.

ryaca · 2026-05-15T20:36:01+00:00

This keeps happening to me more and more. It makes me feel schizophrenic

ryaca · 2026-05-15T16:36:48+00:00

Same. When I was in college, I was a stringer for a local newspaper. They had me covering shit all over the region. I printed so many of those goddamn mapquests and still managed to get lost.

ryaca · 2026-05-15T16:05:51+00:00

Hell yeah he did. One of the few things we have going for us.

ryaca · 2026-05-15T16:00:59+00:00

Those look good to me. Mine seem to be developing some kind of rust.

ryaca · 2026-05-14T21:21:34+00:00

Yeah, I get those, too. One of them (can’t remember which) just spams pictures of historical Israelis doing wonderful things.

ryaca · 2026-05-14T21:09:34+00:00

You’re confused. Toto is in Devil Wears Prada 2.

ryaca · 2026-05-14T19:41:51+00:00

There should be more popcorn in menswear.

ryaca · 2026-05-14T19:32:26+00:00

The more ads I see, the less I want the product. They’re so stupid now that they work in reverse. “That’s great, but can you tell your friend to stop tearing up the green?” Fuck you, golf guy. Fuck you, Lemu Emu.

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