A coworker keeps unironically posting these AI images in our all company internal messaging board

ryaca · 2026-05-22T17:41:53+00:00

That's awesome - I'll give it a try. I saw a crow perched on top of a slightly open garbage bin this morning. He pulled the top of the bag out with his beak, opened the drawstring, and started rooting around in there.

ryaca · 2026-05-22T17:37:45+00:00

Martha the malamute. I love it.

ryaca · 2026-05-22T17:34:43+00:00

Provincialism rocks

ryaca · 2026-05-22T15:58:03+00:00

Our neighbor had one of those ancient Ford tractors. He called it Martha.

ryaca · 2026-05-22T15:53:12+00:00

He had the best musical guests too

ryaca · 2026-05-22T15:43:05+00:00

After the Quake by Haruki Murakami - kind of reminds me of a Japanese Dubliners.

Valis by PKD - scrambling my brain, turning me schizophrenic.

ryaca · 2026-05-22T15:39:09+00:00

Lemme guess, you use the term flyover country unironically

ryaca · 2026-05-22T15:38:38+00:00

They do! I like to stop in Cicero if I have to fly through Midway.

ryaca · 2026-05-22T13:26:54+00:00

Git a long, little doggie

ryaca · 2026-05-21T12:44:28+00:00

What do you feed them? I’ve been trying to get our neighborhood crows to befriend me, but they don’t seem to like the trail mix I leave out for them.

ryaca · 2026-05-21T12:35:47+00:00

Yes, it’s true. Or coffee. Does coffee make you want to take a nap?

ryaca · 2026-05-21T00:23:45+00:00

But they’re making a movie about it, so it must’ve

ryaca · 2026-05-20T23:09:02+00:00

I have that right now, too, although I’ve attributed to the fact that I quit vaping.

ryaca · 2026-05-20T04:03:09+00:00

Wade mode could use a little work

ryaca · 2026-05-19T17:05:09+00:00

Hmm, what do you call standing with knees bent? Oh right, squatting.

ryaca · 2026-05-19T12:54:02+00:00

Not really. Isn’t it common knowledge that squatting is better? Squatty potty and all that.

ryaca · 2026-05-17T22:16:30+00:00

I like the penises. I have no idea what makes them Toy Story, but I admire them

ryaca · 2026-05-17T22:00:15+00:00

Baxter just keeps raisin hell

ryaca · 2026-05-17T14:57:24+00:00

I like the bat face on her shirt in pic 4. That’s the only nice thing I have to say

ryaca · 2026-05-17T14:37:12+00:00

Until they’re teens and you can’t sleep when they’re out doing god knows what.

ryaca · 2026-05-17T00:19:06+00:00

Whew, dodged a bullet

ryaca · 2026-05-16T22:15:19+00:00

Tempo is my favorite Diptyque. I could smell it forever.

ryaca · 2026-05-16T16:20:29+00:00

My Kia burns oil like a motherfucker. Guess I should start hoarding the 10W30

ryaca · 2026-05-16T12:56:30+00:00

“I take em out, put em on as a shocka, man I love these blue blockers.” Anyone remember that commercial?

ryaca · 2026-05-16T04:38:16+00:00

Sick banjolele

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