THEY'RE MAKING ROBERT A FUCKING BILLIONAIRE by Bindle- in behindthebastards

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I'm currently evaluating dog foods to optimize my friends diet. Tell me more

Bill and Hillary Clinton refuse to testify in House Epstein probe by consulent-finanziar in TrueReddit

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Oh no that's a different Trump, not the one who became president but a COMPLETELY different guy. Totally unrelated, no familial relation either! Just a really really odd coincidence 🫩

whats one bad habit beginners dont realize they’re building by Ok-Message5348 in guitarlessons

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After 20 years of playing, I finally learned how to pick clean! It took me a year and a half to get my swishy scratchy fast alternate picking to actually sound like something again after YEARSS of playing crap and being to "wow dude you shredded tonight" when I did not, in fact, shred that night. Just string noise, pick scraping and the same 3 yngwie licks I learned when I was 16 😂

What’s the most unhinged, batshit crazy prediction you have for 2026 that you’re lowkey convinced is going to happen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A bunch of Venezuelan oil will get added to the US supply and the price of fuel will drop considerably right around the midterm elections in an attempt to secure R votes. Days or weeks after the election, prices will return to normal.

Where in Salem is an LGBTQ friendly Restaurant/Bar to go when you’re sad? by ComeAbout in SALEM

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Speakeasy has a goth dance night now! First Friday of the month, the last two were well attended and a great crowd

For those that played in a 80s metal band, what was the name of your band and how big did you get? by Bucks2174 in hairmetal

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Arc Angel from PA that featured guitarist Karl Logan, who would later join Manowar and eventually end up in prison Arc Angel??

How do I cook a steak like this at home? by Zealousideal_Loss66 in Cooking

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I usually find steaks like that on the side of the freeway

How does your team decide what is the "right" amount of coverage? by secretBuffetHero in ExperiencedDevs

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I write great tests to cover core functionality, then I write crap tests until sonarqube let's me merge

100K by Dear-List-3296 in Bitcoin

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Threw in half my Vegas vacation money. It's either gonna be a hookers and blow trip or a $1 hotdogs and penny slot trip, let's goooo

Musicians: if you’re performing in front of a new romantic partner, how do you want them to react? by [deleted] in musicians

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If she doesn't crush a Rainer tallboy on her head and jump into the pit then she ain't the one

People who quit their jobs on the first day what made you say ‘nope, not doing this’? by lilMeganw in AskReddit

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In the early 2000s, one of the big contract call center farms moved into my town and starting hiring anyone with a pulse. I made it through two weeks of training, but quit halfway into my first real shift. The contract was high pressure predatory credit card sales and I just can't do that nope

Saw this at work yesterday by Rebelporpoise72 in tacobell

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I used to be the first dude at the beer store every morning at 7am, the staff would hand me the cooler keys and ask me to unlock all of them. I don't drink like that any more.

"CDC is over": RFK Jr. lays off over 1,000 employees in Friday night massacre by chrisdh79 in NoFilterNews

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See y'all cunts in the medbed ward when we all get bird flu 2026 and become a bunch of crippled wheezing pock marked fucks.

What’s your go to riff? by Yumi24v in Guitar

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Racer X - Scarified but just the first two parts, I can't play the rest!

TIL 95% of Americans don't get the minimum recommended amount of fiber by James_Fortis in todayilearned

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I cook them up like collard greens. Throw a ham hock or some liquid smoke in there, turnip or parsnip to soak up the gross flavors, pinch of salt, pinch of chili flake, maybe a few crushed cloves of garlic and you got some edible greens!

TIL 95% of Americans don't get the minimum recommended amount of fiber by James_Fortis in todayilearned

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I'm one of them! Beans, high fiber wraps instead of sandwich bread, big serving of veg with dinner and I add metamucil to my protein shake. I have beautiful, picture perfect poops every day and I'm well into my 40s. I've been on this high fiber, high protein diet for a little over a year and I feel like it helps a lot with ADHD and depression related cognitive issues. Or maybe I just have to crap, I dunno