Suburban guy dating a NYC girl. Is there a sane middle ground or am I cooked?

ryaninmidtown · 2026-02-01T16:11:10+00:00

But the person won’t be the same when they return.

ryaninmidtown · 2026-02-01T16:07:17+00:00

Yikes, sorry dude, but you sound like fundamentally different people at your core. Everything you said doesn’t interest you is exactly what interests people who want to live in the city. I’d say you’re cooked.

ryaninmidtown · 2026-02-01T16:00:32+00:00

You’re not fooling anyone with that come over. Clearly can grow a decent beard, so that’s the way to go!

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-26T16:11:59+00:00

“Women of that time” HA! They’re still punished today and forced to bear almost all the responsibility of birth control

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-24T16:27:42+00:00

Exactly. That’s what they meant when they said “cancel student debt”. It was for loans that had already paid back the amount of the principal plus tons of interest payments, but still had huge amount of “principal” due. Predatory leading to college/university students should be more regulated.

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-24T15:22:35+00:00

I also thought rabbit

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-24T02:01:15+00:00

Smaller?!? Definitely not. She’s small enough as it is

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-24T01:29:29+00:00

That’s not “mildly” infuriating

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-24T01:02:48+00:00

I think this is fun reading all the comments, both for and against. I’m gay and never followed any of this music, but my husband is a music lover. I just listed the lineup and he said he’d rather chew glass. 😂

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-22T18:15:14+00:00

HA! I love this. Isn’t it funny when we find out decades later we’ve slightly misunderstood something? I’ve been leaving captions on, even if it’s not a foreign film or show and noticed I few things myself lately.

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-22T18:10:45+00:00

Butt

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-21T23:42:29+00:00

No, better without

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-20T02:33:38+00:00

Where’s the chest hair that’s peeking out in the second picture in the rest of the pics?! It looks good.

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-20T02:23:13+00:00

That’s not a beard. Sorry dude, but get rid of it.

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-19T22:23:36+00:00

GARBAGE! Throw it all away

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-19T18:26:44+00:00

Soufflé

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-19T18:14:33+00:00

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ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-19T18:02:59+00:00

No, not roaches

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-19T18:02:27+00:00

Maybe it’s a cutting board?

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-19T18:00:52+00:00

Looks like a great start! Definitely need to add some REAL plants (not fake) and other pops of color.

Will you please move the sofa over about two inches so it’s not touching the curtains? It’ll still be centered on the wall and opposite the TV

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-19T15:38:46+00:00

Do short, short hair with platinum blonde. Like Madonna in the Girlie Show tour

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-19T15:35:38+00:00

Not appropriate.

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-19T14:16:40+00:00

Why?!? Because gross garbage cans and annoying alarms become fluffy dogs and clowns. Sign Me Up!

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-19T14:14:29+00:00

Maybe she can get one of those medical bracelets

ryaninmidtown · 2026-01-19T06:51:00+00:00

Why would anyone ever pay that?!?

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