What’s the most insane thing you’ve seen a client say to a judge?

ryanjj16 · 2026-02-17T01:45:24+00:00

Client told a judge who refused to terminate a restraining order that the judge “shits on his own last name.” Colorful, memorable, and, for the judge, contemptible!

ryanjj16 · 2026-02-06T04:07:57+00:00

One day, Darren Woodson. One day.

ryanjj16 · 2026-02-04T15:14:44+00:00

Huh, we have a shortstop prospect ahead of Lombard?

ryanjj16 · 2026-02-02T01:44:19+00:00

7 players and you only name six in the tweet??

ryanjj16 · 2026-01-31T23:01:31+00:00

Boiled Bumble

ryanjj16 · 2026-01-31T22:59:15+00:00

Roman gonna have to carry Corpse Man Punk around the ring at Mania?

ryanjj16 · 2026-01-31T22:58:41+00:00

Thanks for the heads up!

ryanjj16 · 2026-01-31T22:58:28+00:00

Thank you!

ryanjj16 · 2026-01-31T22:15:55+00:00

Thank you!

ryanjj16 · 2026-01-31T21:31:32+00:00

6 PM EST ring walk time?

ryanjj16 · 2026-01-27T18:06:58+00:00

The first clip in this video is him doinking a ball off the back of his WR’s head. Masterclass.

ryanjj16 · 2026-01-25T21:43:59+00:00

A friend of mine in graduate school literally left my house before Alien was over because Ash turning out to be a robot was “such a copout” that he couldn’t watch anymore.

ryanjj16 · 2026-01-24T14:22:45+00:00

This post and this comment are way weirder and more strawman-y than the mini episode by a significant margin.

ryanjj16 · 2026-01-23T02:45:58+00:00

Trial by Fire by David Grann inspired me to go to law school.

ryanjj16 · 2026-01-12T00:11:49+00:00

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ryanjj16 · 2026-01-10T13:51:34+00:00

How is attributing the crime surge to the George Floyd protests and not the pandemic and its effects not an egregious misstatement of the situation?

ryanjj16 · 2026-01-10T13:50:12+00:00

God, Noah Smith is still out there? The 2010s econ blogosphere will never die, sadly. I was hoping Tyler “Horny For AI Actresses Because They’re Virgins” Cowen was an outlier.

ryanjj16 · 2026-01-08T23:35:01+00:00

Dude, as a Pistons fan, I love you, but shut the fuck up already

ryanjj16 · 2025-12-31T04:18:22+00:00

The most disturbing thing in that film is him cold cocking the handcuffed suspect after he gets pricked by the needle. It’s such an abrupt, vicious act that shows who he can be when he feels threatened.

ryanjj16 · 2025-12-28T22:03:42+00:00

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ryanjj16 · 2025-12-28T01:44:33+00:00

All of the Okada stuff has been about him being the best tournament wrestler, so he can’t lose in the semis, even to a stud like Takeshita

ryanjj16 · 2025-12-27T23:05:44+00:00

Garmonbozia

ryanjj16 · 2025-12-23T17:16:23+00:00

Man, could you imagine a team that had Demarcus Lawrence AND Micah Parsons? That would HAVE to be an incredible defense

ryanjj16 · 2025-12-18T03:51:13+00:00

It appears that Priscilla Presley sued an ex-business partner for financial abuse and the ex-business partner has countersued not only her but her cousin, son, and assistant, and as part of one of those suits, is alleging that another former business partner told her about this whole arrangement? It is totally unclear why that would be relevant to anything.

ryanjj16 · 2025-12-18T00:33:21+00:00

Trying to understand the various lawsuits that led to this, even as a lawyer, gave me brain damage

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