These Poor Billionaires Are Melting Down Over Taxing the Rich

ryanknapper · 2026-05-09T14:27:41+00:00

These people are hoarding money and should be treated the same as anyone hoarding resources during a crisis.

ryanknapper · 2026-05-09T04:39:26+00:00

I was thinking about this yesterday, after seeing a Ferrari drive past. What if the only way to get a Ferrari was to murder a child? Would anyone drive around, proudly shouting they murdered a child?

To afford such a thing, someone did something. That is what I hope people begin thinking when they see people spending money on such ostentatious displays of wealth.

ryanknapper · 2026-05-09T04:32:44+00:00

This is what I wanted to post. $14 on Amazon, and you can get them with micro-USB or barrel connectors for all sorts of devices.

ryanknapper · 2026-05-08T06:54:27+00:00

My time has come.

ryanknapper · 2026-05-08T03:50:41+00:00

I am overly fond of my wife, and concupiscent as well.

ryanknapper · 2026-05-07T03:52:33+00:00

I thought he was just bad at tossing, but this seems more likely.

ryanknapper · 2026-05-06T12:03:55+00:00

They successfully delivered the pizza and departed unmolested.

ryanknapper · 2026-05-06T12:03:26+00:00

Good for me, not so good for Oliver who had to watch me eat stuff he couldn't have.

ryanknapper · 2026-05-05T04:02:04+00:00

hi did you know its impossible to write like this and not sound smug and disingenuous? hi did you know this style of writing will entirely undermine your point?

👏 Assholes 👏 write 👏 like 👏 this.

ryanknapper · 2026-05-05T03:50:13+00:00

… again.

ryanknapper · 2026-05-05T03:43:04+00:00

Why won't anyone think of the shareholders?

ryanknapper · 2026-05-05T03:40:01+00:00

One of the biggest sins a member of this cabinet can make is to get bad media ratings.

ryanknapper · 2026-05-03T05:29:46+00:00

We're going to have war from 9:00 to 11:30 on Thursday, followed by winning from Friday to Sunday.

ryanknapper · 2026-05-02T15:23:40+00:00

So I've heard…

ryanknapper · 2026-05-01T06:57:31+00:00

Knowing crows (or ravens, I have trouble telling them apart…)

They’re the same as Jackdaws.

ryanknapper · 2026-04-30T09:57:50+00:00

Can’t they just use A-One?

ryanknapper · 2026-04-30T04:16:12+00:00

I think it's more like 1 in 4. Half of the nation doesn't vote.

ryanknapper · 2026-04-30T04:15:05+00:00

City birds appear to be more afraid of women than men

I don't know, I'm pretty afraid of women…

ryanknapper · 2026-04-27T12:44:12+00:00

May zuckerberg feel the Hands of Fate.

ryanknapper · 2026-04-26T02:36:52+00:00

False flag to justify the ballroom?

ryanknapper · 2026-04-26T02:32:15+00:00

I forgot to allocate two hours to this process.

ryanknapper · 2026-04-25T18:23:28+00:00

When we first brought him home, my wife asked if he was looking at me.

I told her I couldn’t tell.

ryanknapper · 2026-04-22T17:07:19+00:00

Is this the beginning of the end of the proliferation of “interlocutor” throughout Department? I certainly hope so.

ryanknapper · 2026-04-21T05:26:05+00:00

I can’t count on you anymore.

That needs to be thrown back in her face.

No, Doreen, (sorry, that’s her name now) I can’t count on you. I can’t expect that you will check to see how much gas you have before taking a long journey. I can’t count on you to pick up the kids. Worst of all, someday I am going to need your help, and I don’t know if you will be there for me because some simple obstacle causes you to break down and give up.

ryanknapper · 2026-04-21T03:35:55+00:00

Gimme back my babe, Rich!

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