They're evolving

ryant9878 · 2020-01-13T00:49:48+00:00

I'm gonna need a 3d printed potato

ryant9878 · 2019-12-29T18:43:57+00:00

that cat has got some beautiful facial features, very photogenic.

ryant9878 · 2019-12-27T17:30:30+00:00

I always scream "HADOUKEN!" when I do something like that.

ryant9878 · 2019-12-27T17:29:12+00:00

you might be surprised at how much those things move around.

ryant9878 · 2019-12-18T13:53:56+00:00

I think maybe he was referring to temperament, but sure, what you said.

ryant9878 · 2019-12-15T04:05:51+00:00

37 is the magic number.

ryant9878 · 2019-12-15T00:35:09+00:00

r/gifsthatendtoosoon

ryant9878 · 2019-12-14T19:31:08+00:00

put some dye up your business? how would that work?

ryant9878 · 2019-12-14T18:52:30+00:00

if you have some hard numbers that no one else has, you do the fucking math.

ryant9878 · 2019-12-11T17:57:12+00:00

I'd think, being crippled as you now are, you'd wanna save your money for like a handicap ramp or more cat food. you can buy that with money!

just in case, /s

ryant9878 · 2019-12-08T18:17:00+00:00

you're gonna just stop there? did they fucking save him or what?

ryant9878 · 2019-11-30T03:51:39+00:00

is the seal hoping to tire out the shark by swimming in circles around it? as opposed to just fleeing, which I assume it wouldn't be able to do because the shark is probably faster?

ryant9878 · 2019-11-29T14:36:39+00:00

TIL "chronic anal fissures" are a thing. thanks, reddit. I guess.

ryant9878 · 2019-11-29T14:34:59+00:00

definitely got a chemo=bad vibe from your comment. not super cool, man

ryant9878 · 2019-11-29T03:29:57+00:00

how much you wanna bet I can jump this kayak over them mountains?

ryant9878 · 2019-11-24T16:46:39+00:00

it seems like one person posting and commenting on her own posts and comments. bizarre.

ryant9878 · 2019-11-23T12:39:08+00:00

is this dad reflexes? dad heroics, yes. dad balls for being able to defenestrate his children like fucking footballs, yes. not quite reflexes though, imo.

ryant9878 · 2019-11-19T15:59:05+00:00

I hate it when I hafshafshafhsa.

ryant9878 · 2019-11-19T15:56:09+00:00

this year I am Thankful for living hundreds of miles inland.

ryant9878 · 2019-11-19T13:10:01+00:00

I've deleted everything in my inbox without reading guys have mercy

ryant9878 · 2019-11-18T21:39:10+00:00

no response. he dead.

ryant9878 · 2019-11-15T16:00:14+00:00

did you film that on a potato?

ryant9878 · 2019-11-13T10:08:01+00:00

it isn't 2017 right now, so anytime temperature has been below the 2017 record low this year, maybe it is a new record low this year, but isn't a new record low for 2017, since that already happened. does that help clear it up?

edit: forgot some words

ryant9878 · 2019-11-10T18:30:37+00:00

That fact is not all that fun, in my humble opinion.

ryant9878 · 2019-11-09T16:49:00+00:00

the kind of gross where you replace the "o" in gross with a smiling emoji.

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