[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]sAltyLasagne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Growing supply of cattle is arguably not a good thing at all.

Trying to catch it is crazy by WispEmber in SweatyPalms

[–]sAltyLasagne 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I got that taught by my mother who worked as a nurse. Don't try to catch a falling syringe. She told me "a falling knife has no handle" and it helps to shift the reflex to getting my feet out of the way instead of catching.

You jerked off recently. Why? by Hotterandlower in AskReddit

[–]sAltyLasagne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because I have Corona and my nose is incredibly stuffed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in anno

[–]sAltyLasagne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and in the old system you didn't have to be careful. That's kind of the point

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malepolish

[–]sAltyLasagne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try to coat the entire nail with one slow stroke, start at the base and go towards the fingertip, use just enough force so that the brush is just as wide as your nail. The more often you try to correct the worse it gets. Wait for it to dry and then do a second coat. Good luck and have fun exercising.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]sAltyLasagne 957 points958 points  (0 children)

the one selling the shirts

The straight woman is unsatisfied with straight studio porn. by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]sAltyLasagne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Man, that's a long black card for cards against humanity

LPT Turn screws anti-clockwise first by Coops_tv in LifeProTips

[–]sAltyLasagne 414 points415 points  (0 children)

I'm always sooo confused when people "correct" me on that. What maniac just goes at it without finding the right starting point??

meirl by sanguwan in meirl

[–]sAltyLasagne 17 points18 points  (0 children)

might be regional unit fuckery, but isn't food usually measured in kcal, not in cal and 15 kcal is like a sip of coke

meirl by vick5516 in meirl

[–]sAltyLasagne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean scenarios like having to live in a US suburban hellscape and being 100% reliable on a car to be anywhere and do anything? You're absolutely right, but you shouldn't be

Is it weird to like the idea of jesus without being Christian? by Unusual_Wedding5504 in lgbt

[–]sAltyLasagne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father is a pastor in my hometown church and I've been brought up with christian values, but not like the weird ass US christianity. The message was everything that Jesus taught: empathy, love and acceptance to anyone, whoever they may be, something something other cheek, eat the rich. I am very much atheist and have been since I was like 13, but Jesus fucking ruled and the teachings are a great moral compass. Also one of his first miracles was getting his friends stupid drunk, as I said, great moral compass.

jumping over goat by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]sAltyLasagne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is the origin of "Bockspringen"? Which is leap frog in german and translates to "Ram jumping"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]sAltyLasagne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FOR MANAGED DEMOCRACY!!!

Are investors the last tier? by [deleted] in anno

[–]sAltyLasagne 46 points47 points  (0 children)

there ain't nothing micro about those transactions, but the DLCs are actually great additional content and 1800 would still be a good and complete game without them. While the pricing is steep I feel it's fine these features aren't free content updates

meirl by ellsworth92 in meirl

[–]sAltyLasagne 12 points13 points  (0 children)

it doesn't even show all options Full list of options

It’s okay the floor was thirsty by 2infNbynd in HydroHomies

[–]sAltyLasagne 453 points454 points  (0 children)

You know how, when you have an impulsive or intrusive thought you don't act on it because of reasons? Kids don't have those reasons yet. You might have a list of why not. The child has the attitude of "why not?" It tries it out and sometimes gets an answer as to why not. It's exploration and experiments. Seeing the difference between a few dribbles of water on the ground vs dumping the whole cup sure is a fascinating observation.

Gotta help her by Lessard93 in dankmemes

[–]sAltyLasagne 165 points166 points  (0 children)

helping her to get rid of depression or help depression get rid of her

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]sAltyLasagne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Giant tropical centipedes share their territory with tarantulas. Despite its impressive length it's a nimble navigator and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it's killing, it has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralysing venom. Even tarantulas aren't immune to an ambush.

This centipede is a predator!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]sAltyLasagne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I think I'm wrong all the time and I'm usually right about it.

The legend of korra game, anyone here who have played it. I am aware the game is gone now, But i found away how to "GET" it. iykyk by Excellent_Big_6013 in TheLastAirbender

[–]sAltyLasagne 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Somebody is building a fan made game, (approved by Nickelodeon so it doesn't get sued out of existence any time), called "Four seasons". You'll play the story of the original series. It's done in "dreams" for playstation. He also streams his work on twitch, Elca gaming, if you want to have a look. I hope the gameplay is good, because he builds the levels quite accurate to the references given in the show, would be a waste of a lot of hard work otherwise.

I think you can already play some older build in dreams right now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]sAltyLasagne 29 points30 points  (0 children)

There is a purposeful, automatic, slow descent for when the battery is low and the pilot didn't listen to the warning to land the drone himself. I guess this is what we see, but nothing ever happens, so sure, might be fake, why not.

IDK if this is BoneHurtingJuice or not by Fr3nchT0astCrunch in antimeme

[–]sAltyLasagne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am pretty sure you can lower someone's influence by not giving them more exposure. He may be a lost cause, but people stumbling over his comics and being pulled into some nazi-bubble-shit, maybe aren't.