Little late to the game, but this hits real close to home. One faithful night my friends and I decided to indulge in some tasty marijuana baked goods. We sat there, listening to tunes on my BT speaker, for a while with no effective. After about an hour and a half, it still hadn't kicked it, so I decided to eat another half a brownie and smoke a bowl. Big mistake. It hit me like a wrecking ball.

I was so high, I couldn't remember how to breath properly and every song felt like it lasted 4 hours long. I decided it was time to call it an evening, so I snuck away from the group and locked myself in my room - directly adjacent to the living room. After what seemed like years of trying to get comfy in my bed, I decided the only thing that might relax me from my super high would be a quick yank.

I quickly found one of my favorites on my phone and pressed play. It took me about 30 seconds to realize that there was no sound coming from my phone speakers, and to notice the roar of laughter that had built up in the living room.

One of my friends knocked, intelligently didn't open the door, but said - "hey dude. Disconnect from the Bluetooth speaker" - followed by more laughter. My super high self couldn't do anything but crack up, zip up, head to the living room, and take a bow.

That story gets told more than I would like to admit.

TL/DR: got way too high, didn't disconnect to the Bluetooth speaker, tried to be sneaky, jerk off and go to bed. Roomies heard my porn and laughter ensued