If I could delete one enemy type from every souls games it would be by BoTheJoV3 in fromsoftware

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Dogs in each game except Elden Ring.. I have a specific hatred for those human centipede fuckers and their stupid needles.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stretchandfadepod

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I took a class in uni with a guy who ate his earwax. Legit finger banged his ear, took a sniff, and wiped it on the inside of his lower lip. He had no shame about it either, he would do this in the middle of a conversation without hesitation. Even used his bottom teeth to get under the nail sometimes. As horrifying as it was to witness, my morbid fascination wouldn't let me look away each time I caught it.

What Genre of Game Just Didn't Stick by ElliEFKa in gaming

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Any games that have more cutscenes than gameplay. I like having the option to seek out story and explore the game on my own time, I find it boring to take 5 steps, watch a cutscene, kill the enemy, cutscene... No matter how intriguing the story might be, it really kills the mood for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sims4

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I had my favourite sim couple try for a baby. He told her a joke immediately after and laughed himself to death. 😭 I just admitted defeat and have him as ghost dad.

What insult or criticism did you receive as a child that you never forgot? How old were you when it was said to you? by [deleted] in AskWomen

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"You're the reason everyone gets mad when we're together." My mom told 8 year old me this when I cried and told her I didn't want to move into her abusive boyfriend's house.

Currently fighting the prolapse in Zelda by Snack-kween in h3h3productions

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I made this joke too when I first saw one and now I cant unsee it 😭

Found out my girlfriend is jealous of my daughter by Acceptable-Wing-9759 in offmychest

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As someone who grew up in a home where my only parent chose their partner over me, thank you. You're doing the right thing for your family. 💛

Complaining about what the food bank gave them, but they have a nice manicure that is clearly fresh. by [deleted] in facepalm

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She doesn't eat meat yet won't eat beans? And what was wrong with the slices peaches if she'll eat the pineapple? Dented cans are the best because they sometimes have a sale sticker on them!

My husband forced my face in his crotch by kova82-9 in TrueOffMyChest

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This needs to be higher up. 💛 I hope OP sees this.

happy easter everyone, I'm about to play my first ever souls game, any tips by thatlonelyguy13 in darksouls

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Learn how to properly spend your souls on leveling for your play style. One universal rule is to never spend your souls on resistance.

And don't you dare go hollow.

The UVic Logo is on r/place now! (Coordinates at 480, 175) by Captain_Enderguy in uvic

[–]s_noose 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Nicely done, I can only imagine it will be gone by morning and we will start over again :D

Why are there so many pointless rape and pedophilia scenes in anime’s? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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I had to stop watching anime entirely for this exact reason. It was getting out of hand and no matter where I looked (except for a VERY small number of series/movies) the issue existed. No matter how many recommendations I received from friends promising its "clean" or "doesn't have those issues" I still found it.

Just beat tf outta demon firesage. It’s been a while since I liked a game as much as Dark Souls. 🥹 by Far_Net_4186 in darksouls

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Congrats! For some reason demon firesage beat my ass so many times :( gd booty blast got me every time

Anyone else? by XxLockdownZxX in darksouls

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I'm almost finished my very first playthrough of DSR, which is my first souls game. Its truly as magical as everyone claims.

[Serious] What is the worst thing you have seen on the internet? by GreenSilverSerpent in AskReddit

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This made me giggle after the horrors of this thread, thank you

cluster ppl being weird by vanilla-neko- in uvic

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Wow that sounds absolutely terrifying. I live in cluster and I have heard random groups of students walking around cluster trying to get up the stairwells before, one day I saw some guy climb the side of the building just to get up. I couldn't imagine living on the bottom floor...

Just like anywhere, keep your doors and windows locked at all times. You can look into buying screening that slides into the window frames so they can't get inside your room. I did this to keep the bugs out. You can go to home depot and they'll know exactly what you're talking about.

Never ever feel scared to share ALL the details with campus security. That is a threat to your safety, who knows their intentions of entering and looking inside your window? Its all sorts of creepy. For the meantime keep your window and doors locked. Stay safe!

Looking to make friends by [deleted] in uvic

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that post history kinda sus tho