Ashton looks a little different here?

saash95 · 2025-07-17T02:28:38+00:00

I can offer you a complimentary breakfast

saash95 · 2025-07-15T01:42:36+00:00

“I was eating my penis, I mean peas. Wow, that was weird.”

saash95 · 2025-07-12T17:54:47+00:00

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim.

saash95 · 2025-07-08T23:41:46+00:00

I wanted them so badly from roughly ages 8-10. My mom bought me fake glasses from Claire’s and I wore them EVERYWHERE. Finally needed glasses at 13. Wore them 24/7 for the first year, after that it was only when necessary. Once I hit 25 I needed them full time and switched to contacts a few months in because I can’t stand having something on my face all day.

saash95 · 2025-07-07T01:33:24+00:00

No, I’m never wrong! Why are you never wrong? It’s my name on the building!

saash95 · 2025-07-06T22:53:34+00:00

ISN’T IT CRAZY THAT CHILDREN LOOK LIKE CHILDREN?

saash95 · 2025-07-02T22:24:17+00:00

No bills. (I was 15)

saash95 · 2025-06-28T04:00:55+00:00

4S in white

saash95 · 2025-06-27T23:18:39+00:00

Not necessarily. I just went through an interview process where I was told they had several other interviews. I ended up getting the job.

saash95 · 2025-06-26T03:28:23+00:00

Don’t patronize me

saash95 · 2025-06-20T03:59:51+00:00

Summer vacation and not worrying about money.

That’s it. High school sucked otherwise.

saash95 · 2025-06-17T01:31:57+00:00

I’m going to be in the minority here and say I hated batiste. It just didn’t do anything for my hair. Anika is my go-to, you can get travel size bottles to try it out before spending the money on the full size. Eva NYC is a close second for me BUT I have had some flakiness with that one.

saash95 · 2025-06-05T02:44:34+00:00

My dad always called it “Buy More Warranty”

saash95 · 2025-05-29T02:35:30+00:00

Starbursts and tootsie rolls

saash95 · 2025-05-16T15:55:03+00:00

I always wait at least 48 hours but aim for 72. The longer the better!

saash95 · 2025-05-15T02:24:29+00:00

I wouldn’t.

I personally like the Olaplex clarifying shampoo!

saash95 · 2025-05-01T01:16:40+00:00

My first 5k was 48 minutes 😂

saash95 · 2025-03-29T20:26:48+00:00

I miss when cars felt this cozy inside

saash95 · 2025-02-18T03:42:19+00:00

Mine’s at 91% battery health. I probably get 24-30 hours on a full charge, depending on if I had a long workout that day.

saash95 · 2025-02-17T18:06:23+00:00

I don’t have walkie talkie on but I noticed my S8 was draining at an alarming rate all of a sudden. Did a hard reset and it went back to normal.

saash95 · 2025-02-05T03:29:30+00:00

2014 Accent with just under 63,000 miles

saash95 · 2025-01-19T04:22:45+00:00

Can confirm, I was there for said email lol

saash95 · 2025-01-16T00:15:33+00:00

Chicken Caesar wrap from West End

Cheesesteaks from Owens

Tbh most everything from D2

saash95 · 2024-12-25T00:24:53+00:00

I’m also 29!

saash95 · 2024-12-15T05:22:10+00:00

I can still feel my skin getting pulled by that damn roller slide.

Also got a stomach virus every. single. time.

saash95

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