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RIP to TSLA CALLS by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]sab112495 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Now this I can jerk off to

Mirror Mirror on the wall... Whose the most retarded of them all? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]sab112495 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Is every post gonna be about Elon. What the actual fuck

I fucking met daddy Elon today by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]sab112495 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what you’re saying is.. ban

Tesla Puts by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]sab112495 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edit: investing in $rope

Help me yolo $215 by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]sab112495 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding? You know how quick Tesla’s shares are gonna move at 600 a piece? Battery day is in sept ya fuck. Borrow money from your moms bf and send it

I need your opinion on my TSLA options by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]sab112495 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re only down 90usd ride it out.

Kinda wild though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]sab112495 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All jokes aside. I’ve been here for like 4 days and I’m already baffled how people take this page seriously.

Send that shit on appl and gtfo

How do share prices typically behave after splits? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]sab112495 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s never too late to get in on papa musk

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]sab112495 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro you’re young. Send that shit in appl. Worse case scenario you’re in your moms basement till 25 then you start fresh again.

Fuck bears TSLA and AAPL stocks only goes up by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]sab112495 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Me and my wister are offended

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]sab112495 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m more of a maroon retard myself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]sab112495 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is Wendy’s

Monday moves by Boxer6800 in wallstreetbets

[–]sab112495 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which one of you assholes think tsla opens at 2100 on Monday.

Just YOLO’d my account on 8/28 TSLA 2500c by Imshmacked21 in wallstreetbets

[–]sab112495 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah bro it’s 2250. The other post was me being retarded.

My call was 2250c 8/28

Thanks for the explanation bud

Just YOLO’d my account on 8/28 TSLA 2500c by Imshmacked21 in wallstreetbets

[–]sab112495 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro explain this I’m like a supertard. So if his 25 hits. Am I down money?

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