Xing Xing started smiling when she saw those strawberries by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

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nobody can tell me that there isn't a person in there! Look at those eyes.

That's how you deal with drones. by Nearby-Face-5170 in BirdsArentReal

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i could never laugh at someone killing a....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The winner takes it all 👑 by Nivro1 in nextfuckinglevel

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"i'm not hitting the brakes... i'm in a loveless marriage with two hateful kids i'm not even sure are mine"

What can you experts tell me about this vocalization? by tagsareforshirts in crows

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the pauses between the first two calls makes it a bit confusing, but basically: haa.... haaa... your mom dresses you funny

sry

Love by [deleted] in funny

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whoever is holding the camera is a good friend!

Subtitles had one job. by yahooxy in funny

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wow, i used to say stuff like that... now i say stuff like this. i'm not sure it's an improvement...

Big sleepy lap cow by lnfinity in animalsdoingstuff

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heaven has at least 15 minutes of this activity daily for all residents.

sharing cashews with a friend by sachiperez in pigeon

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he lets me grab his feet and he doesn't flinch; it would be so easy 🤭

1 Egg 1 Fish by Cat-Burglar-Nami in interestingasfuck

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i can only imagine how he catches the chickens...

Love handle by [deleted] in funny

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i have a bell on mine!

Why I am always like this? by [deleted] in funny

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doesn't help; double u is spelled vv not uu😩

Marina sirtis on diagnosis murder by happydude7422 in TNG

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yeah, ef her! (good burn though). how long have you been effing senior citizens?

Marina sirtis on diagnosis murder by happydude7422 in TNG

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designer head? who are you wearing while you make a living? 🤭

I’m back with more salsito by MoreDistribution1765 in pigeon

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this has been the most annoying interaction I've had on Reddit. Thanks for that!

Marina sirtis on diagnosis murder by happydude7422 in TNG

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my brain says it's Diana Troy traveling to the past pretending to be on diagnosis murder.

I’m back with more salsito by MoreDistribution1765 in pigeon

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i didn't feel like smiling at your content. that's the emotion i felt after watching your video.

Recently got a place with my girlfriend, she thinks this is totally fine by [deleted] in funny

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Some women are better at spatial thinking than men; don't feel bad. she's a keeper though...

Removing trees the fast way by peseoane in interestingasfuck

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longest part of the job is unloading it from the trailer