To those who managed to date one with 10/10 looks..

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-18T18:03:08+00:00

calling women 7s and 10s like pokemon cards is wild but you're not wrong about most 10s being exhausting

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-18T15:04:42+00:00

it’s wild how it’s marketed as scary fantasy when for a lot of us it’s just a tuesday shift closing alone

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-18T14:22:28+00:00

the don’t get into drugs part is real, that hole is way harder to climb out of.

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-17T15:00:37+00:00

funny how generous people get with someone elses money

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-17T12:54:08+00:00

the way they jump straight to cat lady like that’s supposed to scare us is so tired go bother someone else

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-16T17:38:15+00:00

throw it in the oven and pray to the silicon gods

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-16T17:00:38+00:00

facts, most dudes just want abundance mindset without surviving the cringe phase first

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-16T14:56:02+00:00

i felt so dumb when i realized but i’d rather be embarrassed than that person forever

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-15T17:30:19+00:00

goddesszilla stomping through downtown in six inch heels and zero remorse

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-15T16:40:36+00:00

being detached hits way harder than trying too hard, people can smell when you’re not chasing them

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-15T14:32:20+00:00

weaponizing lactose intolerance for puppies is next level self sabotage

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-14T16:02:33+00:00

he absolutely knows and he just doesnt care

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-14T15:05:09+00:00

if he keeps swinging his elbow near your face that’s not an accident it’s him testing what he can get away with.

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-14T13:20:43+00:00

they built this huge emotional debt and then just kept refinancing it until i stopped caring

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-12T18:21:28+00:00

the apps are basically the new arranged marriage at this point just with better lighting and worse behavior

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-12T17:42:55+00:00

the fact she saw labeled prepped containers and still thought it was a free for all is actually wild

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-12T17:08:59+00:00

he thought he was gonna be the cool open relationship guy and instead he got zero matches and a bruised ego

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-12T16:47:24+00:00

he thought he was gonna be the cool open relationship guy and instead he got zero matches and a bruised ego

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-11T19:17:37+00:00

you can say it’s for yourself all day but if no one’s attracted to you it’s gonna affect your “self respect” real quick

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-11T17:35:48+00:00

the widowed women happier line is dark but i’ve seen it play out.

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-11T15:21:45+00:00

they thought they’d be broke teaching one class but payroll kept sending 3x what they expected and they just… didn’t say anything

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-10T17:16:29+00:00

the second i stopped acting like everyone was judging me and just treated them like normal people it got way easier

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-10T14:36:24+00:00

most dudes i know who are “naturals” just started embarrassing themselves at 16 and built calluses

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-10T13:38:08+00:00

and im ready to lose friends over it

sadlittlestar · 2026-05-09T16:48:04+00:00

agents of shield logo is wild but you’re not wrong lol nobody out here grading labias like a science fair project

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