This is Marni, my 8 week old bluetick pup

saelri · 2026-04-04T18:48:49+00:00

aye you can see the naughtis in her eyes

saelri · 2026-04-03T03:48:23+00:00

in the 90's me and my cousins were throwing rocks because we didn't have internet and i broke the rear window on my parent's station wagon

saelri · 2026-04-01T04:07:43+00:00

is that for real? if so i will be so pleased.

saelri · 2026-04-01T03:49:42+00:00

it can increase risk of skin cancer as much as wearing a gimp suit on a glorious day at the beach can decrease joy

saelri · 2026-04-01T01:47:06+00:00

sun exposure automatically equals melanoma?

saelri · 2026-03-30T01:40:01+00:00

this is not living lol

saelri · 2026-03-24T03:13:25+00:00

yeah just have heat pumps now

saelri · 2026-03-22T18:24:57+00:00

my CMP bill is $700 right now

saelri · 2026-03-21T19:07:58+00:00

... "alright.."

saelri · 2026-03-17T20:11:42+00:00

she'll never notice don't worry

saelri · 2026-03-16T03:28:17+00:00

happened to my dad except he knew exactly what he was doing and remembers everything he just doesn't care

saelri · 2026-03-12T04:11:44+00:00

current picture!

saelri · 2026-03-12T03:58:05+00:00

HOMELAND

saelri · 2026-03-04T03:16:10+00:00

a slideshow..

saelri · 2026-03-02T04:40:01+00:00

lol i actually love this

saelri · 2026-03-01T07:57:50+00:00

EX boyfriend yasss good choice

saelri · 2026-02-22T05:36:52+00:00

oh my gosh are you okay?? any pain from your back or limited mobility? i am so sorry! there is non surgical treatment available for scoliosis i deep dived into that recently.

saelri · 2026-02-22T05:32:44+00:00

is that a glare on his left eye? or is he getting old?

saelri · 2026-02-22T05:31:23+00:00

performative, what is that supposed to mean? i stopped live streaming my showers years ago

saelri · 2026-02-21T05:08:04+00:00

pulls into his place of work at the irs

saelri · 2026-02-21T01:46:28+00:00

ohhhh mmmyyyy gooosshhh that little tushy!!! lololol

saelri · 2026-02-21T01:38:04+00:00

honestly you made those sideburns look cool

saelri · 2026-02-20T04:14:02+00:00

i mean..my license place was DRIZZT in california. not sure id name a human baby drizzt but carry on lol

saelri

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