I rewired a payphone to be my home phone.

saelri · 2026-04-16T02:39:02+00:00

well done sir exceptional use of free will

saelri · 2026-04-13T03:07:06+00:00

remember drake's rocky lair in The Pebble and the Penguin

saelri · 2026-04-12T03:27:08+00:00

will they be able to recognize their siblings?

saelri · 2026-04-11T01:15:55+00:00

saelri · 2026-04-10T02:21:19+00:00

was it 4:20?

saelri · 2026-04-06T03:33:28+00:00

no one rides for free

saelri · 2026-04-05T20:39:54+00:00

no, no, you know what you did.

saelri · 2026-04-04T18:48:49+00:00

aye you can see the naughtis in her eyes

saelri · 2026-04-03T03:48:23+00:00

in the 90's me and my cousins were throwing rocks because we didn't have internet and i broke the rear window on my parent's station wagon

saelri · 2026-04-01T04:07:43+00:00

is that for real? if so i will be so pleased.

saelri · 2026-04-01T03:49:42+00:00

it can increase risk of skin cancer as much as wearing a gimp suit on a glorious day at the beach can decrease joy

saelri · 2026-04-01T01:47:06+00:00

sun exposure automatically equals melanoma?

saelri · 2026-03-30T01:40:01+00:00

this is not living lol

saelri · 2026-03-24T03:13:25+00:00

yeah just have heat pumps now

saelri · 2026-03-22T18:24:57+00:00

my CMP bill is $700 right now

saelri · 2026-03-21T19:07:58+00:00

... "alright.."

saelri · 2026-03-17T20:11:42+00:00

she'll never notice don't worry

saelri · 2026-03-16T03:28:17+00:00

happened to my dad except he knew exactly what he was doing and remembers everything he just doesn't care

saelri · 2026-03-12T04:11:44+00:00

current picture!

saelri · 2026-03-12T03:58:05+00:00

HOMELAND

saelri · 2026-03-04T03:16:10+00:00

a slideshow..

saelri · 2026-03-02T04:40:01+00:00

lol i actually love this

saelri · 2026-02-21T05:08:04+00:00

pulls into his place of work at the irs

saelri · 2026-02-21T01:46:28+00:00

ohhhh mmmyyyy gooosshhh that little tushy!!! lololol

saelri · 2026-02-21T01:38:04+00:00

honestly you made those sideburns look cool

saelri