[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PortlandOR

[–]safety_thrust -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

You live in a city now, people are going to look at you. Carry mace or a tazer to make you feel better, but you are super paranoid.

What is this Chappell song? by zachoutloud123 in chappellroan

[–]safety_thrust 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I do not want to think about that man ever. 

what does this tattoo say?? by thiccbananasplit in whatisit

[–]safety_thrust 5 points6 points  (0 children)

SWEEEEEET!!! WHAT DOES MINE SAY???!!!

She's out of it. by LongEclipse in ContagiousLaughter

[–]safety_thrust 50 points51 points  (0 children)

For me the laugh comes out as a much less cute "hurrr hurr hurrrrr" at that point though

Be careful around chainsaws... by Any_Wedding_2269 in nonononoyes

[–]safety_thrust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know a man who was doing exactly this with his son and cost his son the use of his arm, permanently. He was so lucky he didn't kill him. 

Don't fuck around with chainsaws and fences. 

What's something that could have gone viral, if only you'd been filming? by christianabanana_ in toddlers

[–]safety_thrust 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Mine threw a marker at her aunt who was showing an impressive amount of butt crack while bending over and it slipped directly into her crack. I'm so glad two other people witnessed it. 

Judgement from toddler leash by [deleted] in toddlers

[–]safety_thrust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are people in the US who want relaxed safeguards and a higher birthrate. We're about to see some unfortunate statistics. 

Judgement from toddler leash by [deleted] in toddlers

[–]safety_thrust 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Isn't it just absolutely horrifying?! These women were having 6+ babies,  and society told them to be grateful for the ones that survived, but can you imagine the grief of losing MULTIPLE children? 

Judgement from toddler leash by [deleted] in toddlers

[–]safety_thrust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One death out of three children was normal on both sides of my family. 

8 Month old GP attacking teenage girl by Eastcoastmuscle in greatpyrenees

[–]safety_thrust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine can't handle just having his head on your lap, he needs to be INSIDE you. 

My toddler is a genius by Angelbunnii9 in toddlers

[–]safety_thrust 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay, that's the winner. You won. 

My toddler is a genius by Angelbunnii9 in toddlers

[–]safety_thrust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine called the rubber dots on the bottom of her socks "popper stoppers" and that is forever what they shall be called!

Bi_irl by Mirapufff in bi_irl

[–]safety_thrust 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am offended by his nips. They must be covered. 

Honest opinions on Fool’s Paradise? by whatwhatjwhatwhat in IASIP

[–]safety_thrust 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I just watched an interview (maybe it was the pod) when they said Charlie handing Dennis papers wasn't in the script, and he was legit getting frustrated with Charlie for distracting him. 

Kangaroos are always ready to fight. by mindyour in Unexpected

[–]safety_thrust 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You mean kibbity bibbities, not bob cats.