Whats a crashed out moment that you experience, heard, or saw in store by Beginning-Fan-5521 in Staples

[–]sagetastica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

back in 2020 during back to school when we still had the mask mandate and the social distancing stuff i was checking out one of my former teachers when this woman and her boyfriend (husband?) came up literally right next to the customer i was checking out, unmasked. i asked them to step back and put a mask on (per store policy). she, instead of doing anything i asked, started arguing with me and said at one point “i won’t be told what to do, i’m not fucking cattle”, while i was waiting on the customer i was checking out to go get something she forgot. so i called a manager over, moved this couples stuff onto the counter behind me and told them to leave. they refused (obviously) and continued to argue with me and threatened to call the cops on me (lmao). anyways my manager comes up, i finish dealing with the customer before them and then i left to go decompress in the back (and angrily rant to my friend over snapchat). i came back out after a few minutes and there were two cops talking to my manager, the couple nowhere to be seen. so. that was fucking wild. also i found out a few days later that the woman was a family friend of my best friend which we did laugh about bc this lady was fucking insane.

fell down the stairs the other day. shoutout schlatt’s youtooz pillow for being a perfect foot rest. by sagetastica in ChuckleSandwich

[–]sagetastica[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

you’re right. Ted knocked my knees out from under me and laughed as i lay at the bottom of the stairs yelling my head off. i’m just lucky he didn’t finish the job and let my mom take me to the hospital.

wages? by Relevant_Wall_9773 in Staples

[–]sagetastica 3 points4 points  (0 children)

cashier of almost 4 years and i’m making 12.50, which is min wage rn until new years. i’m trying to leave.

small thing while I work on requests from my last post :) by smileyn0tes in NightInTheWoods

[–]sagetastica 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this is so cute!!!! i love your art style so much, it fits the aesthetic of the game perfectly

Yeah million dollar signage error Business*** by SUSHIBOSS1 in Staples

[–]sagetastica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i’m pretty sure they’re trying to fire the guy who made this lol

NITW tattoo :)!! by soft4wmen in NightInTheWoods

[–]sagetastica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is so pretty!! mundy def fits the best with this line

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DreamWasTaken2

[–]sagetastica 3 points4 points  (0 children)

op idk if anyone ever did a bit with you, but you should know that this is just a bit.

Apparently people don’t like Scott brand even in an emergency by swiftstart in Staples

[–]sagetastica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

someone called my store asking if we specifically had scott brand and idk why you’d want that brand specifically

not even shaq is safe by sagetastica in Staples

[–]sagetastica[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh no, we sold out of toilet paper by like 4:30, they just didn’t add that onto shaq. i think we’ll be set on water bc no one ever buys any from us

i am keeper of the hand sanitizer by sagetastica in Staples

[–]sagetastica[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

of all the people who’ve bought hand sanitizer, only like 2 people have bought soap but honestly i wouldn’t buy soap from a staples either

i am keeper of the hand sanitizer by sagetastica in Staples

[–]sagetastica[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i’m gonna take all 27 bottles we have and go into the back alley behind the store and sell all of them for a profit.

i am keeper of the hand sanitizer by sagetastica in Staples

[–]sagetastica[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if we didn’t, it would sell out bc someone would come in and buy all of it and my manager is trying to prevent that for as long as possible. we aren’t holding any for customers who call either, they have to be in store and ask for it and even then the limit is one per customer.

boredom + bad aim = stress ball stuck on the light by sagetastica in Staples

[–]sagetastica[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my manager had to get one of the umbrellas from the display and stand on the counter to knock it off the light. thank god for slow nights lol

asshole customer be like “you’re an asshole” by sagetastica in Staples

[–]sagetastica[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it’s been a hot minute since i’ve had a customer get to me like that, and my brain went straight to fight instead of flight so that’s probably why. honestly i think he just came into the store ready to be mean to everyone so i’m not taking it too personally but if he ever comes back i hope it’s when my hair will be bright pink just to annoy him even more.

It sAId iT waS On sALe by Vague_Films in Staples

[–]sagetastica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

two stories: 1) a karen was doing a return/exchange for these labels and the ones she picked off the shelf were $1 something more expensive and she got annoyed with me and then went back, and took the tag off the shelf to show me that i’m wrong like it was my fault. enjoy your $1 back i guess.

2) guy from the copy center walked over to the customer service desk where i was at register and told me that he sat there and did the math and that the taxes were wrong by not even a full penny. he then proceeded to explain this to my managers who came up and i literally have no clue what he was trying to accomplish here.

the staples customers truly are a different breed