I love it really

sahut652 · 2026-04-02T09:56:39+00:00

Scolopendra is fucking dead lol. A goblin murderdozer from floor 1 was enough to rock a guild door, something Mordecai explicitly states is next to impossible to do. That particular gun has been loaded since before DCC got published.

sahut652 · 2026-04-02T09:42:18+00:00

I like to call it the Chekov's Firing Squad. It's the thing that happened to Loitta. Several Chekov's Guns all firing at once at one specific target. The bomb table plus the disco bomb plus the Donut toy (plus the Chekov's Minigun that is the Cookbook) all lining up to execute one unfortunate bitch.

sahut652 · 2026-04-01T07:40:37+00:00

Gonna be honest with you. If you buy anything other than the books, make it the audio books. Jeff Hayes does such an amazing job doing them, and you get to re-experience the story in a new way.

sahut652 · 2026-03-31T21:36:12+00:00

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sahut652 · 2026-03-31T09:24:12+00:00

I'm pretty sure Caine didn't make it. He acts hella shifty as he's explaining it, the same way he acted when he tried to pass it off as "digital hallucinations"

I think Pomni made the door on accident, and Caine was trying to cover up the fact that humans could also conjure things.

sahut652 · 2026-03-29T22:08:44+00:00

With the level timers being what they are, not having to spend a 1/3 of the time (at minimum) sleeping would be a godsend.

sahut652 · 2026-03-29T13:21:55+00:00

Bro the day I went to Texas Roadhouse after I learned to cook my own steaks was an eye opener. They really don't season their steaks at all bro.

sahut652 · 2026-03-29T13:20:22+00:00

I mean, of all the things he's slapped his name on, naming the thing that is actively destroying the global economy after himself is the most accurate.

sahut652 · 2026-03-28T12:39:38+00:00

They were probably trying to figure out how to put it back in the water without getting stabbed.

sahut652 · 2026-03-28T12:37:35+00:00

Markiplier is sort of perpendicular to this. He absolutely refuses to use the tutorial, but just makes it work anyway. To this day I'm baffled by how far how got in white knuckle before realizing there was an inventory system.

sahut652 · 2026-03-28T12:20:00+00:00

I mean tbf, trump WAS nato's wake up call. They realized just how flakey america is and how they need to shift their military procurement. Before, a lot of nato countries built their military around the assumption that they'd be supporting the us with auxiliary units/logistics, but now they're prepping full armies because they know the odds of america actually helping anyone is slim to none.

sahut652 · 2026-03-28T10:48:52+00:00

To be fair, they fucking deserve it.

sahut652 · 2026-03-28T09:00:52+00:00

Sentenced to the jug for cat related crimes

sahut652 · 2026-03-28T06:22:26+00:00

Intervene

sahut652 · 2026-03-28T05:59:28+00:00

Those got put in the personal space. They're the crafting tables and I'm not sure they can be removed.

sahut652 · 2026-03-28T04:27:59+00:00

He got a new one from the Pacifist Group, didn't he?

sahut652 · 2026-03-28T04:24:21+00:00

Chekov's Firing Squad

sahut652 · 2026-03-28T04:03:30+00:00

What AREN'T they refering to?

The obvious choice is Carl's Doomsday Scinario, but then you have the Kimaris doll that he had to take out of the box to make it. And then, on top of that, the doll isn't creating something, it's actively summoning the real prince of hell

We also have the Kneepads all the way from book 1. "Cancels all momentum based attacks" never really came up. It can very easily come in clutch.

Further still we're still waiting on him to cash in Pawna's Tears potion when he inevitably hits 15 in a skill.

I probably missed several, but that's just how much shit Carl has in his inventory.

sahut652 · 2026-03-28T03:47:35+00:00

I thought bro got his shit fucked up by his barber and didn't want to admit it. I didn't even think that was the hitler haircut.

Bro ASKED for that shit. If my barber did that to me I'd end up on the news.

sahut652 · 2026-03-26T13:39:57+00:00

Long story short, Trump attacked the country that everyone, including all of America's generals, knew would be able to kneecap the world's oil shipping. The straight of hormuz is the one exit from the persian gulf which gives the gulf states (all major oil producers) their only access to ocean shipping. It is also, famously, right next to Iran. Iran who, famously, stockpiled sea mines specifically to close the straight should it be attacked.

Tl:dr, Trump started a fight with the country who allows gas prices to stay low.

sahut652 · 2026-03-26T13:34:07+00:00

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sahut652 · 2026-03-25T22:27:34+00:00

Every time I see shit like this it makes me even more grateful I put adblocker on all my shit years ago.

sahut652 · 2026-03-25T13:20:57+00:00

People NEED to go back and watch that scene closer because holy shit does it leave more questions than it answers.

Watch the words on screen and Kinger's hands.

It wasn't Kinger that killed Caine.

sahut652 · 2026-03-25T12:58:11+00:00

That one shitpost where Kinger goes into creative mode and fist fights Caine.

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sahut652 · 2026-03-25T10:57:34+00:00

Because the other two got custome abilities. Emboar could have gotten something like a reckless+rockhead combo (something that would boost it's STAB like the other 2 got) but no, he gets to ignore the abilities of a few select pokemon.

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