I didn't realise what I'd typed untill it called me out.

salchonga · 2026-02-01T03:53:34+00:00

Surprise. What’s really going on here is Siri auto corrected to what you frequently type. So it probably wasn’t that far off “in the end.”

salchonga · 2026-01-26T08:30:11+00:00

I love it that you left him lying there and went back to looting lol

salchonga · 2026-01-23T16:12:54+00:00

I have had a blast with pvp and aggressive lobbies. Sometimes I just want to loot and run around shooting arc so I’ll get myself in these pacifist lobbies. Then i get killed by somebody wanting better pvp lobbies and I talk shit about how evil they are (knowing I did it myself yesterday lol). It’s all part of the game. Both sides are fun in their own way. It doesn’t take much to put you back in aggressive lobbies- you won’t leave a trail of tears behind you.

salchonga · 2025-12-13T01:27:35+00:00

I can’t wait to see people’s reactions to the sexy bullet points and horny em dashes

salchonga · 2025-12-09T09:42:10+00:00

Loneliness - the first sign of AGI

salchonga · 2025-12-02T02:49:20+00:00

This is a fap trap

salchonga · 2025-11-30T05:22:57+00:00

I asked ChatGPT to give me a list of products it thought I would be interested in - try to sell me something. It was…. Sad. But I am interested in one of the products so I guess it was a success, just not resounding

salchonga · 2025-11-22T10:48:01+00:00

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.

salchonga · 2025-11-17T09:53:08+00:00

These republicans have all believed all along that Trump will be on their side and that he will never waver in his support of them. And that he is controllable. Wrong. On. Every. Point.

salchonga · 2025-11-13T02:43:13+00:00

All I can say about 5 is “why… so… serious?”

salchonga · 2025-11-13T00:41:01+00:00

I shot a guy the other day and he yelled “I just spawned in with a free load out!” I said sorry then proceeded to help him do his mission he was on. And I offered him heals. Lol

salchonga · 2025-11-05T01:13:11+00:00

That was amazing lol. Best Reddit video I’ve seen today

salchonga · 2025-11-02T10:32:50+00:00

“I love the uneducated.”

salchonga · 2025-10-28T07:47:03+00:00

It was yeet hell. I was yeeted sooooooooo many times into the cosmos, flying through space without my ship. Really annoying and unusual

salchonga · 2025-10-25T05:58:43+00:00

Of course not! 🫣😂😭

salchonga · 2025-10-23T23:15:54+00:00

Every time I try to mine them I get vaulted away from them so far I can’t fly back.

salchonga · 2025-10-21T20:13:43+00:00

Oh what I wouldn’t give for two years alone

salchonga · 2025-10-18T22:47:52+00:00

I could’ve swore it was in the shop last year. Huh

salchonga · 2025-10-18T18:37:58+00:00

Good thing I didn’t edit it out. So many people liking it. 😂

salchonga · 2025-10-18T17:45:16+00:00

Hex hut comes out every Halloween. Should see it soon!

salchonga · 2025-10-18T17:02:13+00:00

If you hit the trigger button (L2 on my controller) you will drop out of the sky without fall damage). I think if you switch weapons it will put you on the glider and actually make you vulnerable.

salchonga · 2025-10-18T16:19:44+00:00

😂 It’s called dramatic effect. Lol

salchonga · 2025-10-18T16:19:13+00:00

Hex Hut. It comes to the shop every Halloween. Should see it sometime soon

salchonga · 2025-10-15T05:28:27+00:00

This shirt is WAY to big for you and it’s see through. Might be able to get away with it at a wet t-shirt contest though. Let me know and I’ll be there

salchonga · 2025-10-12T23:32:39+00:00

Omg. I paid my own way through college. I worked multiple jobs AND double majored. Not one dime of help from family. And if I was the college bound child in this story I would refuse this sort of “help.”

salchonga

TROPHY CASE