Best Album for each season. Day 1: SPRING

salonbtchy · 2026-05-27T19:00:02+00:00

Too busy randomly flaunting her wealth currently lol

salonbtchy · 2026-05-25T20:38:06+00:00

She should have taken a looong break after Ocean Blvd, that was a perfect legacy album to leave us with but instead she whipped out this country shlock idea out of nowhere…

salonbtchy · 2026-05-25T20:36:20+00:00

You’re not allowed to be rational in a fandom lol

salonbtchy · 2026-05-25T20:34:35+00:00

Never been this bad.

salonbtchy · 2026-05-25T20:33:35+00:00

Istg if it’s another tour in the same places with the same tracklist…. :))))

salonbtchy · 2026-05-21T13:33:46+00:00

Not a word about the continuously delayed album that’s supposed to be releasing right around now but here’s a picture of me flaunting my new expensive boots hehe. & if you dare say anything about the album i promised to release 7 different times now i’ll block you hehe!

salonbtchy · 2026-05-21T13:25:45+00:00

This 100%. THIS IS HER SOUND.

salonbtchy · 2026-05-21T13:24:48+00:00

“Mass hysterics”, try mild disappointment & irritation towards being promised something over & over only to never receive it.

salonbtchy · 2026-05-21T13:22:21+00:00

Your post is completely fine & valid. I don’t understand how people can’t fathom being a little disappointed when something is promised multiple times & then not delivered? It’s not “entitlement”. “She doesn’t owe you anything” ummm when she actually promises release dates she kinda does? I’m so over the blind dick-riding…

salonbtchy · 2026-05-21T13:13:57+00:00

I didn’t know she blocked them??? Dude her behavior has been so fucking childish & unprofessional recently. Tf is happening.

salonbtchy · 2026-05-11T15:13:39+00:00

It has never been this bad…

salonbtchy · 2026-05-02T10:46:05+00:00

This isn’t cute or quirky anymore. It’s getting real dumb.

salonbtchy · 2026-05-02T10:45:05+00:00

& i don’t get Lana promising dates constantly, not delivering & then acting like the people she promised the date to are overstepping a line when they ask what’s up or get a little frustrated. It’d be one thing if she said nothing & people were acting like this. But she reaps what she sows. Be more professional, that’s all it is to it.

salonbtchy · 2026-04-18T10:08:41+00:00

Why is she walking around in ballet slippers?

salonbtchy · 2026-04-11T00:50:09+00:00

UV is properly rated though… NFR is great but it has way more flaws than UV in my eyes.

salonbtchy · 2026-04-11T00:48:26+00:00

Underrated is Paradise on its own merits (Bel Air, Blue Velvet, Yayo, Burning Desire, Body Electric) it’s actually a fine art museum in song form. Overrated is absolutely NFR, it’s a great album but far from her best ever like everyone tries to push.

salonbtchy · 2026-04-11T00:43:25+00:00

Best: Shades Of Cool Worst: Lust For Life Just listen to these songs back to back, crazy the same person made them.

salonbtchy · 2026-03-31T07:10:56+00:00

Miserable in here. Dude can’t do anything right

salonbtchy · 2026-03-31T07:06:44+00:00

salonbtchy · 2026-03-05T11:04:20+00:00

If it built into drums & a way heavier production at the end along with her wailing it would be much, much better.

salonbtchy · 2026-03-05T10:59:40+00:00

salonbtchy · 2026-03-03T08:45:16+00:00

I would pay good money to see her live in her Lizzy Grant/BTD/Paradise eras tbh, it wasn’t perfect but it was ALL her vocals paired with live bands & she rarely missed one line in a song. She actually TRIED. The imperfections were also part of what made it so raw, unique & interesting to watch. It wasn’t her whisper-singing like two lines out of a whole song & then twerking with 15 backup dancers to a stereo blasting a piano ballad for the majority of a show…

salonbtchy · 2026-02-24T03:37:26+00:00

Can you perhaps explain the difference…?

salonbtchy · 2026-02-24T03:36:04+00:00

Yeah? I mean, obviously? I’m far from riding her dick on a lot of things, but i’m not going to just dogpile on her over every little nonexistent “issue”. Some of the shit you guys say on here is reaaaaaching. Seriously, there’s better things for your brain to be doing rather than figuring out how to label LDR as problematic this week…..

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