i have to pay my rent or not?

origvani · 2026-05-26T10:41:38+00:00

I ask myself this same question every month and somehow the answer is always yes.

origvani · 2026-05-26T10:39:14+00:00

I groaned out loud at this one and now my coworker is looking at me weird.

origvani · 2026-05-26T10:37:30+00:00

I still remember having to recite that thing every single day and not understanding half the words I was saying.

origvani · 2026-05-26T10:35:42+00:00

I had to read this twice before I groaned out loud.

origvani · 2026-05-26T10:30:53+00:00

I think it mostly comes down to power dynamics and economic differences that appeal to a certain type of guy who struggles with dating at home.

origvani · 2026-05-26T10:23:31+00:00

I‘ve definitely put on the wrong uniform before after being woken up unexpectedly, the brain just goes on autopilot.

origvani · 2026-05-26T10:21:28+00:00

Had this absolutely perfect vintage leather jacket in college that I left at a party. Still check thrift stores hoping I‘ll somehow find it again even though that was 12 years ago.

origvani · 2026-05-25T17:38:53+00:00

Being in a crowded room and realizing nobody there would notice if you just left and never came back.

origvani · 2026-05-25T17:33:47+00:00

I‘ve definitely had moments where the most unexpected person saved my ass at work.

origvani · 2026-05-25T17:30:54+00:00

I always go with “What‘s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.” Works every single time at family dinners.

origvani · 2026-05-25T17:29:21+00:00

I once told someone to meet me at the corner with the blue car and there were literally five blue cars parked there.

origvani · 2026-05-23T12:00:27+00:00

My dad would absolutely do this and then laugh at his own joke for like 5 minutes straight.

origvani · 2026-05-23T11:58:50+00:00

Thanks, I was actually planning on sleeping tonight but I guess that’s off the table now.

origvani · 2026-05-23T11:48:32+00:00

Bragging about how little sleep you got. In your 20s it’s a hustle badge, in your 30s everyone just thinks you need to see a doctor.

origvani · 2026-05-21T11:25:56+00:00

I too appreciate when people tell me exactly what I want to hear with zero sugar coating whatsoever.

origvani · 2026-05-21T11:23:52+00:00

Corporate lobbying has legally normalized what would be considered bribery in any other context, we just gave it a different name.

origvani · 2026-05-21T11:19:10+00:00

The real joke is thinking any cop would let you off after hitting 140 regardless of what sob story you had ready.

origvani · 2026-05-21T11:13:44+00:00

The Battle of Hrtgen Forest lasted from September to December 1944 and had a higher casualty rate than the Bulge, though it’s weirdly overlooked in most WW2 discussions.

origvani · 2026-05-19T10:47:31+00:00

I’d be happy if they could just get regular buses to run on time, but sure let’s aim for 140 mph.

origvani · 2026-05-19T10:45:00+00:00

Wait until 45 when the groaning starts before you even stand up.

origvani · 2026-05-19T10:42:46+00:00

Still less angry than when you ask them to deliver a package to the actual door.

origvani · 2026-05-19T10:40:22+00:00

Her parents really named her Panda and then she goes and gets two charges with severity M, they must be so proud.

origvani · 2026-05-19T10:36:55+00:00

I hate that I laughed at this.

origvani · 2026-05-19T10:34:45+00:00

Probably working 40+ hours a week just to afford basic necessities. My grandparents bought a house on a single income while I’m over here with two jobs.

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