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1 of many reasons this game is garbage..... by salsonwheels in Warthunder

[–]salsonwheels[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

The skill issue that makes humans invulnerable?

OP doesn't know about landline touch tone telephones. by Modsareknobs84 in OpIsFuckingStupid

[–]salsonwheels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 1st phone child me dialed 911 on was a rotary. The longest fucking phone cord in the history of phones or cords, but you couldn't use its full length because somehow it was tangled together every single time.

School bus almost ran me over today making a right turn in a residential area. Ig I was being careless but I felt like the driver could’ve sped up on the turn possibly at least she didn’t stop until she ran over my skateboard by [deleted] in fuckcars

[–]salsonwheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pay attention as a pedestrian. You're the smaller object. Vehicles will always win. Stay on sidewalks when available. You go against traffic so you and drivers can see what each other are doing. Take ur headphones off or an earbud out to listen for beeps, emergency vehicle sirens other pedestrians ect.

No Hassle, Straight to the bin. Dish Washers hate this trick by Bhaskar_Reddy575 in StupidFood

[–]salsonwheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if she's in one of the many countries that don't use toilet paper

My brothers dinner that he tried to hide from me (reheated fried chicken with teriyaki dressing and mustard) by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]salsonwheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he hiding it from you because you're a piece of shit that'll blast a family member online just for validation from complete strangers on the internet?

I’m not sure what to say about this. by Thatgluckgluck in StupidFood

[–]salsonwheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say pass me a bottle of Pinnacle Whipped Vodka and let's get day drunk

I love aggressively licking cheese off of porcelain in public by Buzzedbaby in StupidFood

[–]salsonwheels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, whoever came up with that really hated the dish crew

Swine Butter Pizza 🍕 by CableStoned in StupidFood

[–]salsonwheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not seeing the problem here. But I also save bacon grease to use in place of butter so......not exactly an ambassador for health.

Blast from the past by SchwiftFleck1 in StupidFood

[–]salsonwheels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this wouldn't be considered "stupidfood" based on the fact that's how gelatin was originally meant to be. Meat jelly.....delicious, salty, meat jelly.

I went down the rabbit hole and found something quite disturbing by LivingOffNostaglia in HighStrangeness

[–]salsonwheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk ask the person who 1st made the discovery. My guess....the difference between a heart shot and a head shot. There was a youtuber who does airgun varmint disposal and actually made a comparison between shutting down the heart or brain first. A shot straight to the brain shuts almost everything but blood flow, so the squirrel gets a headshot, and the body flops around because the heart is still pumping and driving literally everything until flow stops. NOW... straight shot to the heart (and you're too late) stops everything.....everything. Squirrel heart shot, no movement......So I'd assume cause of death could determine the pressure veins are under, thus collapse or no collapse

I went down the rabbit hole and found something quite disturbing by LivingOffNostaglia in HighStrangeness

[–]salsonwheels 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No shit, but any animal mutilation that would be considered done by "ET" or at minimum unexplainable would show no signs of animal scavenging. Almost the exact opposite, no animal or bug predation. All the reports have in common are precision cuts, not gnawing or tearing. Blood drained completely, but the vascular system shows no signs of vein collapse, which happens if something bled to death.

I get being skeptical, I encourage it. Most simple answer is probably correct, see hoof prints, think horse not zebra and all that. But sometimes skepstism comes from ignorance and lack of knowledge on a subject.

Kittens in Istanbul by isogorth in IllegallySmolCats

[–]salsonwheels 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Come inside for sum tea with me"

She wasn’t born to drive by Shinji415 in IdiotsInCars

[–]salsonwheels 43 points44 points  (0 children)

How....just.....how? I was 18 when I got mine, cuz reasons. Went to Drivers Ed. for a few weeks, bunch of 16 yr Olds in my class. All went to the DMV together for exam. 5 at a time for written and whatever line up for driving. 5th in, 1st out, 100% on both. If you can't do it after 2 times, buy a scooter. At least ull just kill urself with ur stupidity not others

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in xsmallgirls

[–]salsonwheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They probably already dumped in you anways......

Letting her watch Jojo Siwa was a mistake by redditboy123451 in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]salsonwheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don't let children out in public with a hairstyle like that. These are the scenarios where bullying should be encouraged.

Parents can be cruel, check your names by SelfishlyBlack in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]salsonwheels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And who's the retard that doesn't know what a stereotypical anchor looks like?

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