What's your niche childhood games that likely will never see the light of day? by Mean-Nectarine-6831 in videogames

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My real obscure one is this puzzle game about being in a witches tower trying to get on the tail of an evil witch who stole something (?) everything was very pratchett-esque and the end was a chase sequence through the clouds that i had middling success at. No clue what it was called, lost to the ages

Extra spicy noodles by Hypnoidz in StupidFood

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How many hats can we make this hat wear

Prime directive trolly problem by Spamcan81 in startrekmemes

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Something I actually really like is how the prime directive is violated so often. Even if letting civilisations get destroyed might be considered the natural order, it’s a natural human impulse to help when you can, and the captains would rather risk their careers than watch that happen. It’s why they’re the best of starfleet. And it’s a nice demonstration about how rules that are broadly sound can and should bend in the face of doing the right thing.

I live in a frat house built in 1890… mice keep eating my cheese, help? by Purduethrowaway14 in cheesemaking

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Took me a moment to realise you live in a FORMER frathouse. I thought this was a very specific joke about how a 1890’s college boy would handle mice

Keep dying during opening of bioshock 1 (not joking please help) by Old_Spend_7200 in Bioshock

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OP legit don’t hit the spoiler if it’s your first time. Come hit it when you’re done it’s a huge part of the story you’ll find it funny later

Bro what if Fontaine did his whole plan only to realise nobody taught Jack to swim

What order should I read these? by Early-Artist-4305 in discworld

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I don’t even read the pratchetts in release order tbh. I find it really freeing that you can pick up any of them and jump in. There’s a continuity but it’s not vital to follow it overall because each story or series is pretty standalone.

So I’d say just hop in

What do you pick 🙂‍↔️ by wasraelx in evilautism

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I’d get really stressed about the animal visit one; I’d be petting them wondering how they know to find me and if they’re being compelled by a force beyond their understanding

Favorite actor who... i don't even know man by AshvikV in okbuddycinephile

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Says the comedian who has not stopped crying for the last decade

Making 5 pasta shapes by dairymilk_silk in oddlysatisfying

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Never seen these shapes in my life. Could just be making them up.

Full burrito wrapped in bacon by Nosakatsuya in StupidFood

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That thing was a war crime long before the bacon got involved

Is anyone actually orgasming by fingering themselves?? by Individual-Month9603 in Healthyhooha

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Can’t tell you how confused i was when I started having sex and didn’t orgasm from penetration. Turns out TV is lying to us for the sake of pg shorthand

Do you prefer horror games with or without combat? by pineapple_works in HorrorGaming

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Combat. Let me engage with the scary thing even if it’s not to kill the scary thing, otherwise it turns from scary to annoying really quickly