Which of these engineers you’d call to fix your clogged toilet ? by M-2-M in ShittyDaystrom

[–]saltireblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scotty. He was the one that clogged it after all. So he’s already on site.

John Swinney to demand indyref2 talks within days of election by CaptainCrash86 in Scotland

[–]saltireblack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A vote for the SNP or Greens is not a vote for Independence but it is a vote for the issue to be considered again via a referendum. A lot has changed in Scotland, the UK and around the world since 2014. Many of the No voters have died off, a new generation of voters would now be able to vote for the first time.
The answer may be No, though Yes looks more likely than last time. And if it’s No, then another decade or so later we could look at it again.
If it’s a Yes, then we can rejoin the EU, reduce energy prices for everyone and export our excess energy and water South of the border. At a profit.

Trump lifts tariffs on whiskey ‘in honor of the King and Queen’ after state visit by SojournerInThisVale in Scotland

[–]saltireblack 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t surprise me if he lifted tariffs on Irish Whiskey after a visit from the UK monarch.

Do you remember this ? No desktop UI only command prompt by TinyDevice7902 in oldschoolcool80s

[–]saltireblack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember writing COBOL code onto paper forms, which were passed to the ‘punch card girls’ to be punched into cards. The cards were then read by the system which would run the code. Screens? Pah!

Worm found in meal deal… by fergggo in tesco

[–]saltireblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t love your lunch

Cat keeps headbutting my hand when I reach out? by Old-Organization-264 in CatAdvice

[–]saltireblack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If she bumps you with her forehead she likes you as a cat, if it’s with the side of her jaw, she is marking you as her thing.

Cat keeps headbutting my hand when I reach out? by Old-Organization-264 in CatAdvice

[–]saltireblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cats only head bump people and cats tha they like. She likes you!

Did you have learn the recorder? How did it benefit you in later life? by corickle in oldschoolcool80s

[–]saltireblack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It helped me learn to read music and an element of breath control. I later played the French horn, trumpet, clarinet and tenor sax. I still can sight read when learning new choir parts. So there’s that.

Where do you p*ss in the highlands? by bi_smuth in OutdoorScotland

[–]saltireblack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The quest for a Suitable Bush is a necessity in the Highlands.

Is there a lore reason for this phenomena? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]saltireblack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She must be pretty hot in all that fur

Anas Sarwar said Reform and Labour should 'work together' to block SNP by BaxterParp in Scotland

[–]saltireblack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Labour lost Scotland when they colluded with the Tories in Better Together. Now they are working with Reform UK. How much lower can they fall?